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Man Ray, when you right, you right. Chris can’t be Richard just as Charles can’t be Ray. An’ you also right - nothin’s more important than your eternal salvation. But if you think about it, we all the same - I can be Chris, and you can be Ray, and Richard is all of us - if we all think. [Source]

Wow. I’m not quite sure what’s going on here, but special thanks to Charles Reasonable for…God knows what. And is it just me, or does his profile pic look like a cross between Rod Stewart and Tony Danza?

Scientist have discovered through the fossil record what is called the Cambrian explosion, the sudden appearance of all living species all at the same time. [Source]

Special thanks to Kevin, who obviously doesn’t know how to look things up for himself and probably wouldn’t recognize a fact if it lodged itself in his urethra.

My darling wife was reading my website the other day and noticed that something looked familiar:

To be fair, when I was searching Google for these images, I discovered that Jen was not the first one to make this connection.

Update:  Darren Naish tells me that it’s actually a beluga, not an orca.  The snout looks too broad to me to be a beluga, but I defer to his expertise because he is, after all, an expert.

I’m not too impressed with this song, but it is relevant to what we discuss on this website.  It features a lengthy clip of a guy making stuff up about science!

So go to the Three Ninjas MySpace page and listen to my new song, Who Indeed, and let me know what you think.

I’m going to link you to a PDF.  If you read it, you might throw up or jump out of the window.  So, fair warning. Just so you know what you’re getting into, the theme of this article is “Evolutionists are as dangerous and evil as Nazis.  Quick, brand them and put them in concentration camps so they don’t infect our culture!”

I am not responsible for what happens after you click this.

I really wish I knew.

My favorites are the ones that are CLEARLY cetaceans:

And there are several others that have been widely debunked.

I’d really like to know what this guy’s definition of “dinosaur” is.  Frill sharks and rhinos are varieties of dinosaur?  I hope this is a joke.

Earlier today I was contacted by a reporter from The Wenatchee World who wanted to ask some questions about my new song called The Wenatchee Pterodactyl. I can’t tell you how thrilled and touched and honored I am!

Thanks, Travis!

And here comes a bad review of Batman Forever:

Tommy Lee Jones as Two-Face/Harvey Dent is hilarious. Mostly cuz I’ve seen him in too many serious/SRS roles (like Men in Black). So him acting like a schizophrenic sillypants with a “good” “girlfriend” and a “bad” goth “girlfriend” made me almost laugh out loud. There were a lot of gigglefits.

But Jim Carrey as The Riddler was lulzy in a more awesome way.

But Two-Face and Riddler being all BFF?

EVEN BETTER

XDDDDD

Also, shut up. I know it’s Batman Forever and I know I’m late. :[;;

Yeah, so, like, that’s not why we’re laughing and stuff or whatever.

Yes, that’s right. I just uploaded a brand new Three Ninjas song. Three Ninjas is my “stage” name, for those who don’t know. “Stage” is in quotes because Three Ninjas has never actually been on a stage.

Anyway, go the official Three Ninjas MySpace page and check out my new song, The Wenatchee Pterodactyl. Please let me know what you think OR ELSE WHAT (see how I preempted your response? Brilliant.).

Big ups go to Geoff “Geoff” Gibbs for playing guitar and making sounds on the Trigger Finger, Tangentbot for making additional sounds on the Trigger Finger, and The Crazy Boy Floyds for allowing me to sample a song of theirs called Space Age Childhood Anthem, which is one of my favorites songs ever, on this planet and every other planet you know of.

I don’t think you can embed MySpace videos, so here you go.  You will be pleased, I ALMOST GUARANTEE IT.