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This really refutes itself. I just wanted to say something filthy in all caps.

Ken Ham blogs about a new exhibit the Creation Museum is working on, and he has this to say about a model his dudes are working on:

As part of the exhibit, Creation Museum sculptors—under the direction of Dr. David Menton of our staff (PhD in biology, and an award-winning professor of anatomy)—have produced the head of what we believe Lucy really looked like. Evolutionist models of Lucy have her looking partly human. The sculpture is not finished—but here is a preliminary look at how AiG’s Lucy is “evolving.”

Ok great, but look at the head they’ve made. Keep in mind that this head was created BY ANSWERS IN GENESIS with the agenda of making Lucy look NOT LIKE A FUCKING PERSON.

HOLY SHIT HOW CAN YOU IDIOTS BE SO GODDAMN OBLIVIOUS! UNFLATTEN THE NOSE AND YOU HAVE A HUMAN BEING! THAT’S IT! THAT’S THE ONLY MAJOR DIFFERENCE!

And look at this nondescript bullshit:

That, I’m pretty sure, is the Lucy model that toured the US with the Lucy’s Legacy exhibit. WHICH ONE LOOKS MORE HUMAN YOU FUCKING DOUCHEBAGS!!????

Or how about this one:

That one’s from a BBC documentary. WHERE DID YOU LEARN TO FAIL SO THOROUGHLY YOU FUCKING TIT HOLES???? YOU HAVE MADE THE MOST HUMAN-LOOKING LUCY I HAVE EVER SEEN!!!!

You have gone so far beyond failing that you’ve actually come back around and succeeded at something.

Anyway.

For the past week, I’ve been trying to get certain scifi actors to respond to my stupid questions on Twitter. Finally, someone bit:

It’s not a big deal.

[12:53] Filipino Friend: 2ne1 is the name of the korean poop
[12:53] Filipino Friend: i mean pop

If you know you’re not going to want people to talk to you at work tomorrow, don’t shave your beard tonight. If you do, you are an idiot.

This don’t really ‘quire no context, but the context is, I messed up a joke so badly that it didn’t make any sense at all.

[12:13] me: haha
[12:13] me: i’m cum
[12:13] Geoff: WHWAT?!@
[12:13] me:
AAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
[12:13] me: i’m dum
[12:13] Geoff:
HHHHHHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHBWAHAHAHAHAHA
[12:13] Geoff: you made my day.

I don’t normally write about my daily activities. This is not, after all, a blog. But I just realized that what I did yesterday was AWESOME.

The night before I’d driven to Bellingham and back to see a show. I didn’t get to bed until 3am. The night before that, I went to a show in Seattle and didn’t get to bed until 3:14am. And I had to be at work by 7 the next day.

So yesterday I slept until 1:24pm. I only woke up because someone texted me. But then I was, like, well, I’m all conscious and shit, what the hell am I going to do now?

And then it hit me: STAY IN BED AND WATCH WESTERNS. And that is what I did. I got out of bed to go to the grocery store around 7pm and again at 10pm, but other than that, I WAS AWESOME FOR AN ENTIRE DAY.

Also I wish I lived in the desert. If I ever completely fail at music, I’m moving to the desert.

1. That Dr. Grant would suddenly jump out of a moving vehicle
2. Put your junk in that box
3. Profit!

I almost missed the fact that today is August 29.

Four years ago today, my city was destroyed. For the first time in my life I was living in New Orleans proper. I had just moved to the mid-city neighborhood three weeks before Hurricane Katrina. One day I went to work, the next day I spent 16 hours in a cramped minivan with a toddler, three other adults, a rat, and a cat. Jennifer and I had three days’ worth of clothes, our laptop, and our important documents.

I never went back to that job, and I never spent another night in that house. For two weeks I was effectively homeless. Strangers invited us to live with them in Seattle.

It was without a doubt the biggest thing I’ve ever been involved in. It ruined millions of lives, but it made mine. I am at home here. Thank you all.

Billy The Kid was killed by a lawman named Pat Garrett. Pat Garrett was killed by a rancher named Jessey Wayne Brazel. Jesse Wayne Brazel had a nephew name of Mac Brazel. Mac Brazel claimed that he’d found a debris field on his property from the UFO that allegedly crashed in Roswell in 1947.

I own a horseshoe I personally took from the ranch house located on that very property.

Here’s why this is interesting:

1. Pontiac is, of course, a make of vehicle produced by General Motors.
2. GM is, of course, based in Detroit.
3. I happened upon this article by searching for “Detroit Pontiac” because that’s the kind of thing I do for a paycheck.