Free Parking Tutorial

Welcome to the Free Parking Tutorial. You were most likely sent here by a Certified Parking Inspector. This is a simple, one lesson tutorial that will revitalize the way you look at parking. Our goal is to give you knowledge that you can apply not only to parking, but to all areas of your life including marriage, coworker relations, and culinary skills. Knowing how to maneuver an object into a tight space is an integral relationship-saving skill. Let’s begin.

In order to successfully park a car, you must possess the following skills:

  • The ability to recognize straight lines
  • The ability to find a central point between two straight lines
  • The ability to align your car within these straight lines along this central point.

To demonstrate these principles, please consider the following diagrams:

WRONG!!!

Wrong! | Free Parking Tutorial
WRONG!!!

Wrong! | Free Parking Tutorial
WRONG!!!

Wrong! | Free Parking Tutorial
WRONG!!!

Wrong! | Free Parking Tutorial
CORRECT!!!

Correct! | Free Parking Tutorial
Please make every effort to apply the principles you have learned here. We here at jeffthefish.com believe that if everyone follows these simple parking guidelines, world peace would not be far behind.
Thank you for your time.

To distribute your own parking fliers, just download and print this PDF!