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	<title>www.jeffthefish.com</title>
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	<description>The Official Website of Baby Rats</description>
	<pubDate>Fri, 29 Aug 2008 01:17:53 +0000</pubDate>
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		<title>Hilarious Creationist Quotes</title>
		<link>http://jeffthefish.com/2008/08/28/hil/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 28 Aug 2008 23:14:49 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Jason</dc:creator>
		
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		<description><![CDATA[Man Ray, when you right, you right. Chris can&#8217;t be Richard just as Charles can&#8217;t be Ray. An&#8217; you also right - nothin&#8217;s more important than your eternal salvation. But if you think about it, we all the same - I can be Chris, and you can be Ray, and Richard is all of us [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<blockquote>Man Ray, when you right, you right. Chris can&#8217;t be Richard just as Charles can&#8217;t be Ray. An&#8217; you also right - nothin&#8217;s more important than your eternal salvation. But if you think about it, we all the same - I can be Chris, and you can be Ray, and Richard is all of us - if we all think. [<a href="https://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=5823596693953871104&amp;postID=3051854018944673672&amp;page=1">Source</a>]</p></blockquote>
<p>Wow.  I&#8217;m not quite sure what&#8217;s going on here, but special thanks to Charles Reasonable for&#8230;God knows what. And is it just me, or does his profile pic look like a cross between Rod Stewart and Tony Danza?</p>
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		<title>Hilarious Creationist Quotes</title>
		<link>http://jeffthefish.com/2008/08/27/hilarious-creationist-quotes-9/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 27 Aug 2008 16:50:07 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Jason</dc:creator>
		
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		<description><![CDATA[Scientist have discovered through the fossil record what is called the Cambrian explosion, the sudden appearance of all living species all at the same time. [Source]
Special thanks to Kevin, who obviously doesn&#8217;t know how to look things up for himself and probably wouldn&#8217;t recognize a fact if it lodged itself in his urethra.
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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<blockquote>Scientist have discovered through the fossil record what is called the Cambrian explosion, the sudden appearance of all living species all at the same time. [<a href="http://raycomfortfood.blogspot.com/2008/08/ray-insists-kirk-in-video-that-we-need.html" target="_blank">Source</a>]</p></blockquote>
<p>Special thanks to <a href="http://wordtruth.blogspot.com/" target="_blank">Kevin</a>, who obviously doesn&#8217;t know how to look things up for himself and probably wouldn&#8217;t recognize a fact if it lodged itself in his urethra.</p>
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		<title>Urgent Rotting Orca Carcass Update!</title>
		<link>http://jeffthefish.com/2008/08/27/urgent-rotting-orca-carcass-update/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 27 Aug 2008 16:16:24 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Jason</dc:creator>
		
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		<description><![CDATA[My darling wife was reading my website the other day and noticed that something looked familiar:



To be fair, when I was searching Google for these images, I discovered that Jen was not the first one to make this connection.
Update:  Darren Naish tells me that it&#8217;s actually a beluga, not an orca.  The snout looks too [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>My darling wife was reading my website the other day and noticed that something looked familiar:</p>
<p style="text-align: center"><img src="http://jeffthefish.com/wp-content/2008/08/drussia1.jpg" height="310" width="400" /></p>
<p style="text-align: center"><img src="http://jeffthefish.com/wp-content/2008/08/urru.jpg" alt="urru.jpg" /></p>
<p style="text-align: center"><img src="http://jeffthefish.com/wp-content/2008/08/urruh10.jpg" alt="urruh10.jpg" /></p>
<p>To be fair, when I was searching Google for these images, I discovered that <a href="http://www.sarahfobes.com/science/russian-mystics/" target="_blank">Jen was not the first one to make this connection</a>.</p>
<p>Update:  Darren Naish tells me that <a href="http://scienceblogs.com/tetrapodzoology/2007/02/a_3m_tooth_that_can_bend_30_cm.php" target="_blank">it&#8217;s actually a beluga</a>, not an orca.  The snout looks too broad to me to be a beluga, but I defer to his expertise because he is, after all, an expert.</p>
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		<title>Another New Three Ninjas Song!</title>
		<link>http://jeffthefish.com/2008/08/27/another-new-three-ninjas-song/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 27 Aug 2008 16:03:54 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Jason</dc:creator>
		
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		<description><![CDATA[I&#8217;m not too impressed with this song, but it is relevant to what we discuss on this website.  It features a lengthy clip of a guy making stuff up about science!
So go to the Three Ninjas MySpace page and listen to my new song, Who Indeed, and let me know what you think.
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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I&#8217;m not too impressed with this song, but it is relevant to what we discuss on this website.  It features a lengthy clip of a guy making stuff up about science!</p>
<p>So go to the <a href="http://www.myspace.com/threeninjasmusic">Three Ninjas MySpace page</a> and listen to my new song, Who Indeed, and let me know what you think.</p>
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		<title>Definitely A Crazy Person</title>
		<link>http://jeffthefish.com/2008/08/26/definitely-a-crazy-person/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 26 Aug 2008 18:40:39 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Jason</dc:creator>
		
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		<description><![CDATA[I&#8217;m going to link you to a PDF.  If you read it, you might throw up or jump out of the window.  So, fair warning. Just so you know what you&#8217;re getting into, the theme of this article is &#8220;Evolutionists are as dangerous and evil as Nazis.  Quick, brand them and put them in concentration [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I&#8217;m going to link you to a PDF.  If you read it, you might throw up or jump out of the window.  So, fair warning. Just so you know what you&#8217;re getting into, the theme of this article is &#8220;Evolutionists are as dangerous and evil as Nazis.  Quick, brand them and put them in concentration camps so they don&#8217;t infect our culture!&#8221;</p>
<p><a href="http://www.csama.org/csanews/nws200809.pdf">I am not responsible for what happens after you click this.</a></p>
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		<title>Crazy Person or Joke?</title>
		<link>http://jeffthefish.com/2008/08/20/crazy-person-or-joke/</link>
		<comments>http://jeffthefish.com/2008/08/20/crazy-person-or-joke/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 20 Aug 2008 16:18:45 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Jason</dc:creator>
		
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		<description><![CDATA[I really wish I knew.
My favorites are the ones that are CLEARLY cetaceans:


And there are several others that have been widely debunked.
I&#8217;d really like to know what this guy&#8217;s definition of &#8220;dinosaur&#8221; is.  Frill sharks and rhinos are varieties of dinosaur?  I hope this is a joke.
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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><a href="http://theconspiracyzone1.blogspot.com/2008/02/are-there-still-living-dinosaurs_14.html" target="_blank">I really wish I knew.</a></p>
<p>My favorites are the ones that are CLEARLY cetaceans:</p>
<p style="text-align: center"><img src="http://jeffthefish.com/wp-content/2008/08/dino-3.jpg" alt="dino-3.jpg" /></p>
<p style="text-align: center"><img src="http://jeffthefish.com/wp-content/2008/08/drussia1.jpg" alt="drussia1.jpg" /></p>
<p>And there are several others that have been widely debunked.</p>
<p>I&#8217;d really like to know what this guy&#8217;s definition of &#8220;dinosaur&#8221; is.  Frill sharks and rhinos are varieties of dinosaur?  I <em>hope</em> this is a joke.</p>
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		<title>I&#8217;m Famous</title>
		<link>http://jeffthefish.com/2008/08/19/im-famous/</link>
		<comments>http://jeffthefish.com/2008/08/19/im-famous/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 19 Aug 2008 23:33:49 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Jason</dc:creator>
		
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		<description><![CDATA[Earlier today I was contacted by a reporter from The Wenatchee World who wanted to ask some questions about my new song called The Wenatchee Pterodactyl. I can&#8217;t tell you how thrilled and touched and honored I am!
Thanks, Travis!
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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Earlier today I was contacted by a reporter from <a href="http://blogs.wenatcheeworld.com/thay/2008/08/19/the-wenatchee-pterodactyl-the-song/" target="_blank">The Wenatchee World</a> who wanted to ask some questions about my new song called <a href="http://jeffthefish.com/2008/08/17/the-wenatchee-pterodactyl/">The Wenatchee Pterodactyl</a>. I can&#8217;t tell you how thrilled and touched and honored I am!</p>
<p>Thanks, Travis!</p>
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		<title>I </title>
		<link>http://jeffthefish.com/2008/08/18/i/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 18 Aug 2008 19:28:55 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Jason</dc:creator>
		
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		<description><![CDATA[And here comes a bad review of Batman Forever:
Tommy Lee Jones as Two-Face/Harvey Dent is hilarious. Mostly cuz I&#8217;ve seen him in too many serious/SRS roles (like Men in Black). So him acting like a schizophrenic sillypants with a &#8220;good&#8221; &#8220;girlfriend&#8221; and a &#8220;bad&#8221; goth &#8220;girlfriend&#8221; made me almost laugh out loud. There were a [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>And here comes a <a href="http://misscube.livejournal.com/164976.html" target="_blank">bad review of Batman Forever</a>:</p>
<blockquote><p>Tommy Lee Jones as Two-Face/Harvey Dent is hilarious. Mostly cuz I&#8217;ve seen him in too many serious/SRS roles (like Men in Black). So him acting like a schizophrenic sillypants with a &#8220;good&#8221; &#8220;girlfriend&#8221; and a &#8220;bad&#8221; goth &#8220;girlfriend&#8221; made me almost laugh out loud. There were a lot of gigglefits.</p>
<p>But Jim Carrey as The Riddler was lulzy in a more awesome way.</p>
<p>But Two-Face and Riddler being all BFF?</p>
<p>EVEN BETTER</p>
<p>XDDDDD</p>
<p>Also, shut up. I know it&#8217;s Batman Forever and I know I&#8217;m late. :[;;</p></blockquote>
<p>Yeah, so, like, that&#8217;s not why we&#8217;re laughing and stuff or whatever.</p>
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		<title>The Wenatchee Pterodactyl</title>
		<link>http://jeffthefish.com/2008/08/17/the-wenatchee-pterodactyl/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 18 Aug 2008 04:29:37 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Jason</dc:creator>
		
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		<description><![CDATA[Yes, that&#8217;s right.  I just uploaded a brand new Three Ninjas song. Three Ninjas is my &#8220;stage&#8221; name, for those who don&#8217;t know.  &#8220;Stage&#8221; is in quotes because Three Ninjas has never actually been on a stage.
Anyway, go the official Three Ninjas MySpace page and check out my new song, The Wenatchee Pterodactyl. [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Yes, that&#8217;s right.  I just uploaded a brand new Three Ninjas song. Three Ninjas is my &#8220;stage&#8221; name, for those who don&#8217;t know.  &#8220;Stage&#8221; is in quotes because Three Ninjas has never actually been on a stage.</p>
<p>Anyway, go the official <a href="http://www.myspace.com/threeninjasmusic">Three Ninjas MySpace page</a> and check out my new song, The Wenatchee Pterodactyl. Please let me know what you think OR ELSE WHAT (see how I preempted your response? Brilliant.).</p>
<p>Big ups go to Geoff &#8220;Geoff&#8221; Gibbs for playing guitar and making sounds on the Trigger Finger, <a href="http://www.myspace.com/tangentbotmusic" target="_blank">Tangentbot</a> for making additional sounds on the Trigger Finger, and <a href="http://www.myspace.com/thecrazyboyfloyds" target="_blank">The Crazy Boy Floyds</a> for allowing me to sample a song of theirs called Space Age Childhood Anthem, which is one of my favorites songs ever, on this planet and every other planet you know of.</p>
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		<title>Batman Begins:  Like REALLY REALLY Begins!</title>
		<link>http://jeffthefish.com/2008/08/17/batman-begins-like-really-really-begins/</link>
		<comments>http://jeffthefish.com/2008/08/17/batman-begins-like-really-really-begins/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 18 Aug 2008 03:49:09 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Jason</dc:creator>
		
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		<description><![CDATA[I don&#8217;t think you can embed MySpace videos, so here you go.  You will be pleased, I ALMOST GUARANTEE IT.
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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I don&#8217;t think you can embed MySpace videos, so <a href="http://myspacetv.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=vids.individual&amp;videoid=40745783" target="_blank">here you go</a>.  You will be pleased, I ALMOST GUARANTEE IT.</p>
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