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[James] Randi has recently converted to being a muslim.Peace upon you brother [Source]

Well….ok.  Thanks grandmastaaa!

“u just eat the last eggs of thats lizard now they are extinge”
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Here comes the first in what I hope to be an ongoing series (Lord knows there’s enough source material). Anyone should know that the comments on YouTube are simultaneously the best and worst thing on the Internet, a modern day symbol of the downfall of literacy and smartness.  It has been my dream to find the worst of them and make them famous.

The first video I want to highlight is of a catfish walking across a living room floor.  Everyone obsessed with fish knows that this a Walking Catfish, Clarias batrachus, so being on the carpet doesn’t hurt it at all.  They regularly leave their ponds and walk to other ponds. In fact, they populated southern Floriday by escaping from a pet shop.

On to the comments!

unless that can brief out of water u are evil

you should kill yourselves you heartless bastards

yeah muther fucker da fish ant gon die its a snke head you dip shit

A fish will calm down after a very short period of time. That is cruel what you did to that creature.

And that, I guess, does it for the first edition of The YouTube Unintentional Comedy Showcase!