www.jeffthefish.com

Does anyone have Skype?  I’d kind of like to try it out on my new machine and new internet.  My username is jeffthefishdotcom.

Check it out!

I gott say, I think it was actually my sister who noticed this sign.  And my name is Jason, not Jeff.  Jeff was an actual fish I once had.  He now lives on in the masthead.  But I don’t really care, because, come on!  I’m on GrammarBlog!

My boss and several of the other managers just called me into a conference room to tell me that no one likes me.

For some reason, my SU toolbar doesn’t allow me to submit most of my pages. I can’t figure out why, and neither, apparently, can SU. Other people, however, can submit my stuff just fine.

So if you use StumbleUpon and you something I’ve posted, would you be so kind as to click the “I like it!” button in your toolbar, or the “Stumble It!” link found at the end of each individual post? I know it’s a dumb thing to ask, but I’m dumb.

I made a new Three Ninjas song last night called “Are We Sure?”.  If you have a few moments, please visit the Three Ninjas MySpace page and listen to it!

Since Friday night, my WordPress database has been down.  Finally it’s back!  I imagine all the traffic I was getting from Pharyngula and StumbleUpon will be pretty much gone now, but what can you do?

I very rarely log in to my CafePress.com account, so it took me over a year to notice that someone actually bought the jeffthefish.com t-shirt!  I am shocked! I don’t even know this person!  This is one of my proudest moments.  Thank you, Ricky in PA! I hope it helps you.

I’ve been linked to by a popular blog!  Someone loves me!  Thanks, PZ!  I wasn’t expecting that!

Yesterday someone actually found this website via Google! But I don’t think they found what they were looking for, since Google hasn’t crawled my site since I upgraded it on November 2. The search term they used was “cursive numbers”. In case anyone else wants to see what I have to say about cursive numbers, here it is right here, from February 27, 2007:

When I was a child, I invented a system of cursive numbers, but my grandmother got angry at me, saying, “There’s no such thing as cursive numbers!”

I really wish that I’d kept a copy of my cursive number system.  I don’t remember if I threw it out after that encounter with my grandmother.  At least I know I’m not the only person who thinks about cursive numbers, even though there’s no such thing.  Anyone should know that.

You can see the rest of the old blog posts here.

Welp, it looks very different, I guess. Now it will be a lot easier for me to update, so hopefully I’ll be doing it a lot more often. Can you please pray that I update a lot more often?

A very special thanks to my friend Kambrie for helping with the layout. Good job. You did the right thing.

All of the old stuff is still around. You can view the old blog posts here, and the old articles here.