Hilarious Creationist Quotes
Monday, November 24th, 2008Evolution says that a mouse becomes a moose, or a goose becomes a moose, a birch becomes a perch, a horsefly becomes a horse, and a frog becomes a Prince. Yes, it is a fairy tale too unbelievable for the brothers Grimm to include. [Source]
This guy is full of zingers, but this passage was the point where I was all, “ok, I have to post this, yo.” I can’t link to it directly, so just do a ctrl+F for “Teno” or scroll down to comment #507. There is a lot to read!
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UPDATE!
I just had to add this one. Holy shit!
Then comes the gap between soft creatures and invertebrates. Invertebrates have no backbone, so they instead have a shell like a lobster. How could soft tissue evolve into a lobster shell with no transitional phases on the way? Houdini could not pull that one off.
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UPDATE II!!
Attn: Teno
I now feel confident in saying that you are stupid.
Think about this, how did sea life supposedly evolve up into mammals, and then the whales decided to go back into the water? Are whales backsliders?







