This year Jennifer and I will be driving from Seattle to Salt Lake City, to Denver, to Roswell, to Phoenix, to Los Angeles, and back home, with stops in between for whatever we feel like doing.
Does anyone have any recommendations? Anything you think we should absolutely not miss?
When I was a child, my mother mowed lawns for a living. She did this, she said, because she needed a job that allowed her to bring me with her.
One day while she was cutting grass at a restaurant called The Red Maple, I was pretending to be a member of the Ghostbusters. I crossed paths with a patron coming out of the restaurant and said, “The Stay Puft Marshmallow man is coming!”
“Oh no! I’m getting out of here!” he said, and then he left.
I felt so bad. I was only kidding, and it didn’t occur to me that he was going to leave anyway. I thought he believed me.
I thought you might want to read this exchange I’m having with a friend of a friend about pre-marital sex. I think the fundamentalist attitude towards sex is a recipe for disaster, and I’ve seen the effects of those disasters. He’s in favor of it though. We’ll see what happens.
The blogger requires that all comments be approved before posting, and it sometimes takes a while for him to get around to it, so keep checking back in the next couple days.
Last Saturday I went to see a Seattle-based band called Natalie Portman’s Shaved Head. They’re a great and fun band, and you should listen to their music! As evidence I offer you this video I took of their final song, Ice Age Babeland. As always, I apologize for the horrible sound quality.
In case some of you haven’t seen this, here it is:
I used to go to this church.
When I was doing my “research” for my Larry Norman pun, I came across a crazy person’s web site!
Here is a minimal background story: Larry Norman was a Christian musician whose heyday was in the 60s and 70s. With church kids my age, he is probably most famous for the apocalyptic song “I Wish We’d All Been Ready”, as popularized in a DC Talk cover.
Anyway, Larry at some point realized that Christian pop music was becoming cheesy, and that secular music was….less cheesy. So he wrote a song called “Why Should The Devil (Have All The Good Music?)”. It was really meant to be as tongue-in-cheek as it sounds. It was also meant to be a sort of plea for Christian musicians to make quality, innovative music.
But fundamentalists can be nuts.
These folks use sophisticated logic like:
“…where did ‘Why Should the Devil Have All the Good Music?’ actually come from? The ‘mis-quote’ was taken from a message Reverend Rowland Hill, pastor of Surrey Chapel in London, preached in 1844. Reverend Hill did NOT say, ‘Why Should the Devil Have All the Good Music?’ — what he actually said was, ‘The devil should not have all the best tunes.’ “
Wow, big diff lol.
But my absolute fav part was when they said: “Let’s conduct an observable, provable and scientific experiment…”
1. You missed Larry’s point completely didn’t you?
2. Observable? HAHAHAHAHA
3. Provable? HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
4. SCIENTIFIC? JAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJA (that’s how they laugh in Mexico)
So what’s the experiment?
“Here are two songs in RealAudio. Listen to both. You decide — which one is GOOD! And also which one is the DEVIL’S.”
Holy frick. So I did it. They did not make it easy. The first song is a heavy metal song featuring a guy grunting things like “God is dead and now you die.” I personally don’t like heavy metal, but the music was fine. The vocals, meh.
The second song was a lawrencewelkian version of Some Generic Hymn. Acoustic guitar playing predictable chords, predictable (OMG is it predictable!) three part harmony, generic lyrics, violin solo exactly where it’s supposed to be.
And the site never explains which song is better and more importantly, why one of those songs is better! It’s supposed to be self-evident, I guess.
So which one is good? Neither is very good, but the second one, in my Official Internet Opinon, is less good than the first. Which one is the devil’s? Over the top, anti-religious lyrics or overwhelmingly bland formulaic music that makes would-be believers vomit? Is this a trick question?
The page goes on and on with logical fallacy after logical fallacy. I’d make fun of all of it, but there’s only one Internet and I don’t want to waste it all.
Not sure if he should or not, but I think we can all agree that he currently does. EM EFFING TIT, PEOPLE!!
The last time we talked about balut, I left you with the following questions:
To answer these questions, I contacted the Woodland Park Zoo in Seattle. Unfortunately, they didn’t know the answers to my questions, but they had some informed guesses:
Dear Jason,
We’re extremely sorry for the delay in getting back to you. These questions were posed to our bird curator and veterinarian and they both didn’t have solid answers, however the general concensus is that in all likelihood the development of the egg would most likely stop when it is not properly incubated. How long for the development to stop was up to debate and would rely very much on the surroundings temperatures and conditions.
In terms of whether this is “humane” they couldn’t really hazard a guess, but death of the embryo would likely result from removal of adequate incubation. You might want to stick with unfertilized chicken eggs!
Sincerely,
Woodland Park Zoo
Seattle, WA
Now, I am not against the slaughter of animals for human consumption, but I am against causing them unnecessary suffering. My next step is to buy a dozen unfertilized farm fresh duck eggs from Pike Place Market and see how they taste hard-boiled. I bet they taste just as good as balut*!
*OK, I’ll be honest here. The last two balut that I ate made me gag. I used to poke fun at Filipino Friend because she told me that the reason she quit eating balut was that she realized that she was eating an entire duck. I thought that was silly. Now, I know how she feels. After I took those graphic balut pictures, I was unable to eat balut again. I’m so disappointed in myself!
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