Archive for the ‘Filipino Friend’ Category

Origin of Filipino Friend

Tuesday, October 30th, 2007

[07:50] Filipino Friend: You should have a place in your website title “Quotable Quotes of my Filipino Friend”
[07:50] Filipino Friend: WHAT A RACIST!
[07:50] me: that would be great!!
[07:50] Filipino Friend: :)
[07:51] me: http://jeffthefish.com/category/filipino-friend/

Outrage About a Beluga Calf

Monday, October 29th, 2007

[07:52] me: oh my god
[07:53] me: SOMEONE TOUCHED MY DAMN BELUGA CALF
[07:53] Filipino Friend: what?
[07:53] me: SOMEONE TOUCHED MY DAMN BELUGA CALF
[07:53] me: i just looked over at it, and it’s facing the wrong way
[07:53] Filipino Friend: your calf?
[07:53] me: YES
[07:53] me: MY BELUGA CALF
[07:53] Filipino Friend: someone did?
[07:53] me: SOMEONE TOUCHED MY DAMN BELUGA CALF
[07:54] Filipino Friend: OK OK OK OK OK OK
[07:54] Filipino Friend: calf down.