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[12:53] Filipino Friend: 2ne1 is the name of the korean poop
[12:53] Filipino Friend: i mean pop

[10:00] Filipino Friend: why do some people can’t understand a single sentence explanation?
[10:01] me: maybe b/c you say things like “why do some people can’t”?
[10:01] Filipino Friend: true
[10:01] Filipino Friend: or like
[10:01] Filipino Friend: i know you do but

Let’s all congratulate FF!  Today she becomes a real American citizen!

[12:30] Filipino Friend: my life is running out of control
[12:30] Me: how so?
[12:30] Filipino Friend: ooh.
[12:31] Filipino Friend: just saying.
[12:31] Filipino Friend: anyways, let’s go camping!!!!!!

From the offices of Filipino Friend:

Mathias:  Filipino Friend, it’s called an image macro
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Image_macro
Filipino Friend: OOOOOOOH
Filipino Friend: you’re sooo smart

[06:23] Filipino Friend: Jason, why in the world are you so freakin’ smart?
[06:24] me: I copied all of that from Wikipedia.

[13:50] coworker: hey did [Filipino Friend] tell you about our starbucks trip?
[13:50] me: no.
[13:50] me: what happened?
[13:51] coworker: we said “let’s go” and then we went
[13:51] me: oh wow
[13:51] coworker: and neither of us wanted to buy coffee
[13:52] me: she did that to me too!

[10:19] Filipino Friend: and stephen is a f idiot
[10:19] Filipino Friend: i swear to God.
[10:19] me: who?
[10:20] Filipino Friend: that guy
[10:20] Filipino Friend: he’s a f idiot
[10:20] me: who is he?  what did he do?
[10:21] Filipino Friend: that guy
[10:21] Filipino Friend: he’s a f idiot
[10:21] Filipino Friend: ive never been mad like this in a long time
[10:22] me: ok ok ok ok ok ok ok ok ok ok
[10:22] me: stephen down

[11:31] Filipino Friend: In a matchup of the NFC West’s two top teams, Seattle showed why it’s still the best. The Seahawks came out swinging, going up 24-0 midway through the second quarter. The defense stole the show, intercepting Kurt Warner five times and consistently getting into the backfield. The win clinched the ‘Hawks’ fourth straight division title and guaranteed at least one home playoff game in January. Patrick Kerney had three sacks. It was his third such performance in four games.
[11:31] Filipino Friend: opps
[11:32] Filipino Friend: wrong Jason

Life, according to SOME frog.**

*No, it isn’t.
**Caption made possible by Filipino Friend.