www.jeffthefish.com

From the offices of Filipino Friend:

Mathias:  Filipino Friend, it’s called an image macro
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Image_macro
Filipino Friend: OOOOOOOH
Filipino Friend: you’re sooo smart

[06:23] Filipino Friend: Jason, why in the world are you so freakin’ smart?
[06:24] me: I copied all of that from Wikipedia.

[13:50] coworker: hey did [Filipino Friend] tell you about our starbucks trip?
[13:50] me: no.
[13:50] me: what happened?
[13:51] coworker: we said “let’s go” and then we went
[13:51] me: oh wow
[13:51] coworker: and neither of us wanted to buy coffee
[13:52] me: she did that to me too!

[10:19] Filipino Friend: and stephen is a f idiot
[10:19] Filipino Friend: i swear to God.
[10:19] me: who?
[10:20] Filipino Friend: that guy
[10:20] Filipino Friend: he’s a f idiot
[10:20] me: who is he?  what did he do?
[10:21] Filipino Friend: that guy
[10:21] Filipino Friend: he’s a f idiot
[10:21] Filipino Friend: ive never been mad like this in a long time
[10:22] me: ok ok ok ok ok ok ok ok ok ok
[10:22] me: stephen down

[11:31] Filipino Friend: In a matchup of the NFC West’s two top teams, Seattle showed why it’s still the best. The Seahawks came out swinging, going up 24-0 midway through the second quarter. The defense stole the show, intercepting Kurt Warner five times and consistently getting into the backfield. The win clinched the ‘Hawks’ fourth straight division title and guaranteed at least one home playoff game in January. Patrick Kerney had three sacks. It was his third such performance in four games.
[11:31] Filipino Friend: opps
[11:32] Filipino Friend: wrong Jason

Life, according to SOME frog.**

*No, it isn’t.
**Caption made possible by Filipino Friend.

[12:59] Filipino Friend: can we go to starbucks?
[12:59] Filipino Friend: i need a fresh air..
[13:00] me: in a minute.
[13:00] Filipino Friend: ok
[13:00] Filipino Friend: like now?
[13:00] me: one minute?
[13:00] Filipino Friend: kk
[13:00] me: suggest an 80’s song
[13:00] Filipino Friend: she works hard for her money
[13:00] Filipino Friend: so you better treat her right
[13:01] Filipino Friend: ok now?
[13:01] me: ach, ok.
[13:01] Filipino Friend: NOQ
[13:01] Filipino Friend: NOW

Epilogue:  We walk into Starbucks, and Filipino Friend says I can get in line ahead of her. “I’m not ordering anything,” I say.  “Wh…..I’m not ordering anything either!” she says.  A normal lady stands behind us, looking on.

[12:20] Filipino Friend: one of these days, i would like to cook a VERY authentic Filipino food.
[12:20] Filipino Friend: one you can only eat from the phils
[12:20] Filipino Friend: i found the ingredients at HT Market
[12:20] Filipino Friend: i was sooo surprised!
[12:20] me: listen
[12:20] me: if you found the ingredients in the US, then it’s not a meal you can only eat in the Philippines.
[12:20] me: sorry to break it to you.
[12:20] Filipino Friend: damn
[12:20] Filipino Friend: you should break it to me gently.

[07:50] Filipino Friend: You should have a place in your website title “Quotable Quotes of my Filipino Friend”
[07:50] Filipino Friend: WHAT A RACIST!
[07:50] me: that would be great!!
[07:50] Filipino Friend: :)
[07:51] me: http://jeffthefish.com/category/filipino-friend/