Top Ten Inside Jokes of 2009
Monday, January 4th, 2010Well, now that that arbitrary (not to mention nondescript) bullshit is over, it’s time to revisit the past year with a top ten list. Just like everyone else. Except I can think for myself, so I’m going to make sure that this top ten list is only relevant to one, maybe two people on Earth. The rest of you just have to trust me on how fucking funny all this crap is, because gawd damn is it hilarious.
10. No jokes.
9. Someone’s getting dicked in the booty.
8. HEY LIZ WHAT ARE YOU DI-DOING LATER
7. With host, Michael Buble
6. Smarter than a lettuce
5. I eat a driffwood and no one unnastan me
4. Patience is key
3. What penguin?
2. Pancake party
1. BARELY. Click.
