Things I Don’t Like About Richard Dawkins
1. Voice is not high-pitched
2. British
3. Wears suits
4. Lives far away
5. Is not good at music
6. Sometimes forgets things
7. Doesn’t always eat breakfast
8. Not a big fan of flying, though he doesn’t quite hate it
9. Owns more VHS than DVDs, and a few laserdiscs
10. Better kisser
Stumble it!
November 5th, 2009 at 2:50 pm
I think he actually got into college on a “Better Kisser” scholarship, didn’t he?
November 5th, 2009 at 3:04 pm
Pretty sure.
November 5th, 2009 at 3:08 pm
Because you dislike some things about Richard Dawkins, who is an athiest, it therefore means that you dislike these same things about all athiests, and so therefore cannot be an athiest yourself. I heart religious logic!
November 5th, 2009 at 3:10 pm
Aw man, I’m a better kisser!