PZ Myers Is On My Album Cover
I guess I’m famous. A few weeks ago, PZ Myers agreed to be on the cover of my new EP, Make Sleepstophers. They arrived today and are ready to be distributed! In a daring act of kindness, PZ actually linked to the order page from his blog. HOPEFULLY I’LL BE ABLE TO FEED MY KIDS THIS MONTH.
Also, I mean, if you wanna like, go and buy it or whatever, that’d help me out a lot too.
HOORAY.
Stumble it!
June 9th, 2009 at 5:54 pm
Is this the link for me to buy a copy with “Have a Fucking Baby…” in it’s entirety?
June 9th, 2009 at 8:23 pm
Yep, it’s fixed!
June 10th, 2009 at 12:49 pm
Re-ordered. I AM SO EXCITED.
June 11th, 2009 at 1:13 pm
[b][i]Make Sleepstophers:[/i] An EP by Three Ninjas
A Review by Admiral Akbar[/b]
First of all, let me start by saying I have never done a music review. Because there has never been an album (or in this case, an EP) that has deserved my notice. But not even I could withstand music of this magnitude.
Three Ninjas has a deep and muddled history, spanning back to the dawn of music in mythic ancient China. He was hanging with King Wen and King Wu when he suddenly punched them both in the face with one hand and said “I’mma make music up in this bitch”. Since then, he’s invented most of the styles of music (the good kind) found in the world. And he invented what the kids call “sampling”. Currently, Three Ninjas lives in Seattle Washington, and invented what the kids call “dancing”.
My friend, Dinosaur, told me that. And I believe him. WHY? Because this is good music. Take a look at this song list:
1. The Ecstasy of Mallard
2. Going Gay For House
3. Have A Fucking Baby
4. Not Devoted
5. The Premise of Dogs (remix)
6. I Do And I Did (remix)
Here is [i]LITERALLY[/i] what happened to me when I listened to this album all the way through: I plotzed. I saw PZ Meyers plotz. PZ Meyers and I plotzed together and at the same time. (For more info on that, please refer to my Admiral Akbar/PZ Meyers fan fiction).
[b]The Ecstasy of Mallard[/b]
This song blows minds. It’s about gay ducks and it’s all true. The rhyme “…copulate with corpses” and “…if I have to I’ll use forceps” makes this song worth the price of admission. To anywhere.
[b]Going Gay For House[/b]
Admittedly, I do not watch the show House, MD. However, after hearing this song, I am gay for him.
[b]Have A Fucking Baby[/b]
I think of this song “‘ere single day”, and I now desperately want to know the joys of having a rabbit. You want the same experience? List the shit out of this song. Do it anyway.
[b]Not Devoted[/b]
This song is heartfelt, and meaningful to all those who desperately want there to be proof of the Divine. It makes me sad. In a good way.
[b]The Premise of Dogs[/b]
I never understood dogs until now. Now I do. It’s simple: Listen to this song to understand where dogs are coming from.
[b]I do and I Did[/b]
I have to admit something else: I’m a HUGE Julia Massey fan. Actually, I also love her drummer, Dom ‘The Nizzle’ Cortese, and her Violinist, Geli Wuerzner. Neither of them appears on this song, but Three Ninjas (Threeni or T-Nin to his closest peeps) does an amazing job using a vocal sample from Julia herself. This song makes me feel pretty. PRETTY!
In conclusion, this is where I end this review. 5 Stars, 2 thumbs up, and zero suck points. Buy this, and then see Three Ninjas live. You will thank yourself. Or, more probably, you will thank me. You’ll say “Oh, Admiral Akbar, why did I never listen to you before? This was great.” And I’ll say “You know, you ‘prolly didn’t listen to me because I told you to stick a whole loaf of bread up your nose.” And you’ll say “I remember that. But this makes up for that.” And I’ll say “Okokok, but what about when I told you that it was okay for you to take that semi truck because it was mine?” And you’ll say, “this makes up for that, and the jail time, but just barely.” And then I’ll say “word.” And you’ll say, “I still don’t like slash trust you get out.” And then I’ll go. With a smile on my face and a song in my heart. A song by Three Ninjas.