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In keeping with today’s theme, here is a reprint of a recent laughing stock by Sean McDowell over at Worldview Weekend.  Except I made him blame Indiana Jones for the incident.  It makes at least as much sense.  Too bad that lady didn’t have any “bad dates” handy GUYS AMIRIGHT???

This week we received the sobering news that a 55-year old woman was nearly killed by a 200 pound chimp. Her face was so severely disfigured and unrecognizable that one news station reported the victim as a man. In case you are wondering how a chimp could be so powerful, an animal expert on CNN (Larry King Live) reported that chimp’s are roughly five times as strong as human beings. The poor woman was utterly outmatched. My heart is truly broken for this woman and I hope and pray she will experience fully recovery.

Nevertheless, we need to ask a basic question: How could something like this happen? How is it that we live in a culture where people think it’s safe to have a chimpanzee as a pet? Where do people get the idea that we ought to take a wild animal and treat it like a human being? The chimp owner treated the animal like a son who ate at her table, slept in her house, and even drove her car.

Ideas do not exist in a vacuum. In fact, there is one culprit for the idea that human beings and chimps are really not that different and should be treated that way: Indiana Jonesism. The Judeo-Christian tradition has always taught that humans and chimps are different in terms of kind (Genesis 1-2). While animals are a good part of God’s creation, it is uniquely humans who bear the image of God. Many animals are wild and should be kept that way. On the other hand, Indiana Jones propagated the idea that humans and chimps have a common ancestor and only differ in terms of degree (See Indiana Jones’s The Descent of Man). If humans and chimps are really not that different, then why not expect chimps to act civilly? After all, ideas have consequences.

Last week the world celebrated Indiana Jones’s 200th birthday. Universities placed tributes to Indiana Jonesism on their home page (examples include Oxford and Cambridge) and major networks such as BBC ran extensive programs devoted to Indiana Jones’s great contribution to the world.

Yet, ironically, this week we witness a brutal act that seems to logically follow from Indiana Jones’s ideas. You may be wondering how I can possibly link Indiana Jones to this atrocious event. But think about it, if humans are deeply related to chimps then why not expect them to act that way?

Indiana Jonesists regularly point out the genetic, structural, and behavioral similarities between humans and chimps (of course, they conveniently overlook the profound differences). Yet, since Indiana Jonesists argue so fervently that humans are closely related to chimps, then shouldn’t chimps be expected to act like humans? Shouldn’t Indiana Jonesists take some responsibility when some people actually put their ideas into action? It’s certainly not the Christian worldview that would encourage people to treat wild animals like human beings. The Christian worldview places tremendous emphasis on our need to care for creation, but it clearly highlights the fundamental differences between humans and all other animals. Humans are moral beings; animals are not.

Indiana Jonesism is not only false, it’s a corrosive idea. Equating humans and animals results in the devaluation of both. As I said before, my heart truly goes out to the victim. But this should be a wakeup call for our culture. Treating humans and animals as moral equivalents is a bad idea. What is it going to take for us to realize this?

Stumble it!

Posted on Tuesday, March 3rd, 2009 in Category Evolution. Please comment, ok?