QOTD

You have no control over your breathing. Your lungs start and stop irrespective of your will. So does your blinking, and your swallowing.
-Ray Comfort [source]

Stumble it!

8 Responses to “QOTD”

  1. Chris Says:

    So Ray Comfort can’t hold his breath or talk, is mostly blind, and can’t eat or drink.

  2. Jason Says:

    He’s a modern day Helen Keller!

  3. SebastesMan Says:

    Ok, someone take away his vaporizer.

    I’m starting to think he’s on something because that really does sound like the half-thought of someone who is philosophizing while completely “altered.”

  4. Jason Says:

    http://analogmedium.com/blog/2007/05/AlteredBeast1.gif

  5. Taisha Says:

    Yeah, he’s dumb. Old news. I’ll be impressed if he starts saying things that make sense.

  6. Mr. Spider Says:

    He’s really bad about getting things partially correct. I suppose it makes the lies more believable to the undereducated.

  7. Zombie Woodrow Wilson Says:

    Good things my brains don’t move! I have lungs that work under water, but ray comfort is probably a bad swimmer thanks to his brains. Good brains, Brain Brainfort.

  8. Taisha Says:

    YOUR LUNGS NO LONGER WORK, ZOMBIE. THEY ARE ROTTING AND USELESS. Just. Like. You.

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