Here Comes A Bad YouTube: Fatal Stingray Bite
The following video from YouTube contains stupid:
So a stingray bit her. No bigstopher. Look at this adorable lil dude! You almost want to get a delicate nibble from him:
Here is the video’s description:
A water based protein called “stingray venom” is one of/if not the worlds most painful venom.
Maybe I’m the stupid one, but I’m pretty sure there’s no such thing as a water-based protein. Maybe they mean that the animal that makes it lives in the water. Ugh.
To elevate pain simply put one’s bite-mark in boiling water.
Why the hell do you want to elevate this poor girl’s pain? Doesn’t the sting hurt enough? Oh wait, it was a bite, not a sting. I guess it really didn’t hurt enough. But then what killed her? These lunatics probably boiled her foot until she died. Ugh.
The egg-yoke like consistency of the venom will solidify when heated thus preventing the painful spread throughout the bloodstream(It cooks like egg-yoke). Meghan was “stung”…
“…and by ’stung’ we mean ‘bitten’…”
…or attacked by a wild sea scorpion…
Wait, was it a sea scorpion or was it a stingray? Are you saying that you honestly can’t tell the difference between this:
And this:
Ugh.
…in it’s natural habitat the-ocean.
Saying that the ocean is the stingray / sea scorpion’s natural habitat is about as descriptive as saying that the ground is a bobcat / tarantula’s natural habitat.
A killer story for a killer audience bro. fatal
Ah, so the story is what killed Meghan. And you put it on the internet so it could kill other people. You’re a real mensch. Ugh.
Smart enough to use Google, but not smart enough to not be stupid. I bet you feel so guilty for being such a jackass now that Meghan is dead.
Stumble it!
February 11th, 2009 at 3:44 am
Yeah, she was stung. It’s a bit painful but nothing major; the pain subsides pretty quickly actually.
I speak from experience… from stupid stupid experience.
February 11th, 2009 at 8:18 am
I know she was stung :)
Tell us about your sting! How big was the ray?
February 11th, 2009 at 4:31 pm
It was a small bat ray (Myliobatis californica); only about 3-4lb, I’d say.
I wasn’t thinking, and it whipped its tail around and ripped a hole in the top of my hand. There’s still a small scar, but it is fading.
That’s all you get–the full details are embarrassing. ;)
February 11th, 2009 at 4:48 pm
So you were nude? That’s weird.
February 11th, 2009 at 4:53 pm
Wait, so she died? I would expect something full of venom would cause nasty swelling or puss or something…
February 11th, 2009 at 4:54 pm
I assume she died. The title of the video says that the bite was fatal.
February 12th, 2009 at 1:26 am
Perhaps it was fatal for the ray…I imagine an idiot like this would kill the innocent thing that “harmed” him.
February 13th, 2009 at 3:47 pm
She is obviously taking her last few, painful breaths as her husband films it to upload to Youtube. What a jerk. Poor Meghan, her asshole husband let a stingray/sea scorpion bite her and then just let her die while he filmed it.
February 13th, 2009 at 6:41 pm
HARSH TRAP!
February 13th, 2009 at 6:42 pm
HARSH TRAP PART II!
February 15th, 2009 at 3:03 pm
HAHAHAHAHAHA rawr!
February 17th, 2009 at 5:21 pm
Don’t stang me BRAIN! I mean… bro.
April 20th, 2009 at 8:46 am
I was just stung yesterday at Anna Maria Island here in Florida. I was doing the stingray shuffle like everyone says to prevent getting stung but I still got stung. Was my first one and I can say the pain was the most intense I have ever felt. Luckily a lifeguard brought me extremely hot water to soke my foot in and within 45 minutes I was ok again. My foot is still swollen and a bit tender, but his barb went deep and hit the bone in my foot. I am just thankful that my 10 year old daughter did not get stung as she was walking right beside me.
April 20th, 2009 at 8:58 am
Oh my, that sounds horrible. Thanks for sharing.