Jason, you could not educate a frog. Your [sic] the pot calling the kettle black. So your [sic] a Darwin evolution supporter, are you racist also?? You might as well swallow the whole camel.
I guess JW doesn’t realize how much of a hypocrite he is. He doesn’t accept the evidence for evolution, but does he also mutilate immigrants? I mean, why not go all the way!
You have no control over your breathing. Your lungs start and stop irrespective of your will. So does your blinking, and your swallowing.
-Ray Comfort [source]
It’s no secret that I am a huge fan of horriblereviews I find online. In my search for an interesting place to eat dinner on Friday night, I found this review for Manila Grove at the Great Wall Mall:
Uhhh…………..huh?! What was I just eating?! We ordered this noodle dish which carried a weird after taste, then we had a beef stew with peanut sauce? That was rather bland with NO FLAVOR! I believe one of our entrees came with what I thought was chili sauce but it was actually some sort of anchovy tasting sauce! EWWW! I took a spoon full of that!
Thanks but no thanks, I think this will be my first and last time here. I can say their adobo was not bad, but then again how do you go wrong with making a chicken stir fried with vinegar and soy sauce?
Anchovy tasting sauce? I swear, something is wrong with Asians. AMIRIGHT?
TRUE CONFESSION: We ended up eating there, and it was delicious! There is nothing better on this planet, I swear to God, than adobo. There is not a man, woman, or child on Earth who does not enjoy a nice plate of pork adobo.
When I was in youth group I had a problem that I needed to talk about with my youth pastor, Tony Gideon, about some issues I was having with my grandmother. But my grandmother was sitting right next to me! So instead of getting up and leaving, we just talked to each other in Spanish. He gave me some good advice, and my grandmother was totally oblivious. She just thought it was amusing.
Mike and Lizette have responded to my challenge. Needless to say, I slept till 10:30 this morning.
Jason, you are correct, I wish I could pinpoint something that evolution claims but with it’s constant changing from one lie to another over the past century it wouldn’t matter what I picked because whatever atheists with the Darwinian evolution ends up being a lie.
By the way, I don’t believe in chance, just certainty of Gods unchanging Word and salvation through Christ. True I would love to see you in church and would be good for you to hear the Word of God preached, however it probably would be meaningless to you until you repent and put your faith in Christ.
Yeah, so either they’re stupid, and they think reading Answers in Genesis is equivalent to examining the evidence for evolution, or they’re lying about having examined the evidence for evolution, or they’re just nuts. Or maybe some combination. When I read things like “whatever atheists with the Darwinian evolution ends up being a lie”, I tend to lean toward stupid.
…my Wife [sic] and I have looked at the evidence on [sic] the theory and find them [sic] to be lies [sic].
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! You have to understand that these people think that this is an accurate description of the way evolution works. Clearly, they have not looked at the evidence! So here comes the flippant response that I am about to post on Ray’s blog:
Yeah right! And yet you can’t tell when someone is making things up about the theory! Ha! I will flip my wig if you ever say something about evolution that it actually claims. Can you do it? Can you name one thing that the theory of evolution actually claims? I’m talking IRL here. I would put money down that you can’t do it.
I’ll tell you what. If you can respond to this post and tell me one thing that the theory of evolution actually claims, I will go to church this Sunday (you choose the denomination), and I will take pictures to prove it, and I will post them on my blog.
You get one chance.
I have no faith whatsoever in their ability to state a single fact.
So a stingray bit her. No bigstopher. Look at this adorable lil dude! You almost want to get a delicate nibble from him:
Here is the video’s description:
A water based protein called “stingray venom” is one of/if not the worlds most painful venom.
Maybe I’m the stupid one, but I’m pretty sure there’s no such thing as a water-based protein. Maybe they mean that the animal that makes it lives in the water. Ugh.
To elevate pain simply put one’s bite-mark in boiling water.
Why the hell do you want to elevate this poor girl’s pain? Doesn’t the sting hurt enough? Oh wait, it was a bite, not a sting. I guess it really didn’t hurt enough. But then what killed her? These lunatics probably boiled her foot until she died. Ugh.
The egg-yoke like consistency of the venom will solidify when heated thus preventing the painful spread throughout the bloodstream(It cooks like egg-yoke).Meghan was “stung”…
“…and by ’stung’ we mean ‘bitten’…”
…or attacked by a wild sea scorpion…
Wait, was it a sea scorpion or was it a stingray? Are you saying that you honestly can’t tell the difference between this:
And this:
Ugh.
…in it’s natural habitat the-ocean.
Saying that the ocean is the stingray / sea scorpion’s natural habitat is about as descriptive as saying that the ground is a bobcat / tarantula’s natural habitat.
A killer story for a killer audience bro. fatal
Ah, so the story is what killed Meghan. And you put it on the internet so it could kill other people. You’re a real mensch. Ugh.
Smart enough to use Google, but not smart enough to not be stupid. I bet you feel so guilty for being such a jackass now that Meghan is dead.
"Some want only to teach intelligent design, some only want to teach evolution. I think both views are wrong, as a parent." -Gov. Bobby Jindall, Louisiana
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