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I’m writing this mainly so I will have a record of this, because once people start calling Ray out on this, he’s likely to remove it from his website with no explanation, as though it never happened.

Today on this thread on Ray Comfort’s blog, user SmuckersTheDog left this comment (there’s a bunch more, but this is all I could get in one screen shot):

Ha!  Clearly this comment is intended as a joke. Yet Ray is not above quoting the non-Fresh-Prince portions of this comment to add to his header, making it appear to the clueless that some people find Ray’s work tenable:

“In reading your books…seeds of doubt about my atheism have been sown.” Wow, Ray, it looks like you’re reaching people!  If only we knew a bit more about where this atheist was born and raised! I’m sure some are even wondering where he spent most of his days!

Alternative hypothesis #1:  Ray Comfort has never heard of The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air.  I find this unlikely, since Ray lives in the United States of America in the twenty-first century, in southern California, has Hollywood connections, and has even written books about Hollywood.

Alternative hypothesis #2: Ray is busy, and can only skim the comments, and simply missed this part.  Since he decided to use a quote from this comment in the header, however, I think it behooves him to read the entire thing.  Also, most of it is in verse form.  Kind of eye catching.

Taken in context, added to all the other similar things that Ray has done, my conclusion is that he is once again practicing dishonesty.

Here are the videos of our most recent performance at El Corazon in Seattle:

Three Ninjas Live @ El Corazon 11/29/08 Part 1 from Jason J Brunet on Vimeo.

Three Ninjas Live @ El Corazon 11/29/08 Part 2 from Jason J Brunet on Vimeo.

Super special thanks to Sandy Purtlebaugh for doing such a great job of filming this!

I just wanted to point out the first comment that someone left on my recent video:

You are an unbelievable attention seeking douche bag. I really hope someone slaps you in the face so hard that your cheek will turn purple, for yelling for no reason whatsoever.
Dick.

Hahahaha!

Here is Ray Comfort’s advice on how to remain a Christian, along with a shocking, but not wholly unexpected, admission that he himself does not believe in the Christian God:

“Just believe. Don’t ask questions. I used to believe, until I asked questions.” [Source]

I decided to google Dr. Don Colbert to see if my website was in the first page of results, and it’s not (so far).  But I did find this ridiculous bit of crab sperm.

If doctors had to identify the deadliest sin affecting Americans today…

I wonder if you know what doctors actually do.

…Dr. Don Colbert, physician and nutritionist, thinks the obesity crisis could be solved if Americans would pause before inhaling a super-sized fast food meal and ask themselves a simple question: “Would Jesus eat this?”

If it’s loaded with saturated fats, sugar or artificial ingredients, the answer is no, says Colbert, whose recent book “What Would Jesus Eat?,” combines biblical scholarship with conventional dietary wisdom.

OK, here’s the thing: What saturated fats, processed sugars, and artificial ingredients did ANYONE living in the first century have access to?  This is just as stupid as saying, “Hyuk hyuk, but Isaac Newton was a creationist!” Sure, dick ring, but THERE WERE NO ALTERNATIVES AT THE TIME! Your argument doesn’t work, and you’re a fraud.

Colbert, a Mississippi native who studied for a year at a Bible college as well as training at medical school, said he wrote the book and its companion, “The What Would Jesus Eat Cook Book,” both published by Thomas Nelson, after realizing that many of the fattest Americans are dedicated fundamentalist Christians. “Most people say, `Hey, [sic] it’s important that I live a Christian life, but my body’s not that important,”‘ he said. “They’ll go to heaven, the only problem is, if they neglect their bodies, they’ll go to heaven a lot faster.”

HAHAHAHAHA! “Sure, saving money will help you get rich, but the problem is that if you horde pennies like a miser and sacrifice nonessential luxuries, you’ll get rich a lot faster.”

And Colbert’s not the only Christian diet guru urging people to ask what Jesus would eat. Christian advocates of vegetarianism say if Jesus were alive today, he would maintain a plant-based diet out of compassion for animals. Others say Jesus would probably approve of genetically modified food, given his propensity for transforming and multiplying food. “He was clearly not against the need to alter and change food,” said Arthur Caplan, chair of the department of medical ethics at the University of Pennsylvania, referring to Jesus’ tranformation [sic] of water into wine and his multiplying the loaves and fishes.

You know, if Jesus were alive today, He’d probably force the whole world to listen to Three Ninjas.  He was clearly not against the number three, since He rose again after three days.  He would love The Ecstasy of Mallard, since there was probably a duck somewhere near Jerusalem during His lifetime.  He also would love Going Gay For House, since at one time He lived in a house.

Ok, I’m getting annoyed.  I can’t finish.  It’s wonderful that no matter what you’re promoting, Jesus agrees with you!