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December 15th, 2008 at 11:45 pm
No one has balls like Carmen. It’s a common misconception that Carmen’s magical powers come from Jesus, but in truth, Carmen is powered by balls.
December 16th, 2008 at 12:07 pm
But, saying “The power of Balls compels you!” just doesn’t have the same nice ring to it.
December 16th, 2008 at 12:36 pm
Jesus says: MURDER IS OK! As long as it’s evil guys being MURDERED!
December 16th, 2008 at 7:04 pm
I saw Carmen in concert once. Then my mom kept buying me all of the Carmen CD’s she could find… They all sounded the same… Angry spoken word…
December 16th, 2008 at 8:35 pm
Wow! Why did you go to a Carman concert? Was your mom trying to convert you by buying the CDs? Was the concert free?
December 16th, 2008 at 8:47 pm
So. Trap? Yes.
December 16th, 2008 at 10:27 pm
The Christians go on and on about how they can defeat the devil through the power of Christ, but if that’s true, why is it that the Devil is always *just* about to win? Why haven’t we gotten rid of him yet? I mean, there are so many churches all over that will tell you that most Christians don’t know the power they have over the devil, but *we* do. How can that possibly be true? You can’t all be the only ones who know. And if you guys know, and every other church I’ve been to knows, why is the Devil such a persistent problem? What does that say about the power of Christ?
December 17th, 2008 at 1:11 am
I think Satan is supposed to be the Washington Generals to God’s Harlem Globetrotters. In a weird metaphorical sense. IF they did play basketball, I bet the devil has the hotter cheerleaders.
December 17th, 2008 at 2:14 pm
I used to listen to Carmen. I mean, I still listen to Carmen but I used to, also.
December 17th, 2008 at 2:14 pm
/hedberg
December 17th, 2008 at 8:27 pm
It isn’t murder if it’s war…and it isn’t war if you already know the outcome…so therefore, organized religion is Babba Booey.
December 17th, 2008 at 8:28 pm
Oh, and I also went to a Carmen concert once. He did hip hop dancing. HIP HOP DANCING. My mom thinks he’s sexy. I told her he’s gay.
December 18th, 2008 at 1:26 am
Cuz I think he might be.
December 18th, 2008 at 8:41 am
Even if he is not attracted to men, he is still so gay.
December 18th, 2008 at 11:10 am
Jason, I thought all gay men were attracted to you.
December 18th, 2008 at 11:44 am
Not all. Do you understand?
December 18th, 2008 at 10:16 pm
I only understand traps, Jason.
December 19th, 2008 at 2:20 am
Carmen is attracted to Jason, probably. LOLIMEANWHOISN’T????
December 19th, 2008 at 9:26 am
Well isn’t it obvious?