Hilarious Creationist Quotes
Evolution says that a mouse becomes a moose, or a goose becomes a moose, a birch becomes a perch, a horsefly becomes a horse, and a frog becomes a Prince. Yes, it is a fairy tale too unbelievable for the brothers Grimm to include. [Source]
This guy is full of zingers, but this passage was the point where I was all, “ok, I have to post this, yo.” I can’t link to it directly, so just do a ctrl+F for “Teno” or scroll down to comment #507. There is a lot to read!
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UPDATE!
I just had to add this one. Holy shit!
Then comes the gap between soft creatures and invertebrates. Invertebrates have no backbone, so they instead have a shell like a lobster. How could soft tissue evolve into a lobster shell with no transitional phases on the way? Houdini could not pull that one off.
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UPDATE II!!
Attn: Teno
I now feel confident in saying that you are stupid.
Think about this, how did sea life supposedly evolve up into mammals, and then the whales decided to go back into the water? Are whales backsliders?
Stumble it!
November 24th, 2008 at 11:14 am
Why, Jason? Why can’t people be bothered to understand something before demanding that it is wrong?
November 24th, 2008 at 11:18 am
If I knew the answer to that then, well, I’d be able to tell you.
November 24th, 2008 at 11:33 am
WRONG!
November 24th, 2008 at 1:22 pm
The stupid, it BURNS!
http://www.plognark.com/Art/Sketches/Blogsketches/2008/thestupiditburns.jpg
November 24th, 2008 at 2:10 pm
The truth of the matter is you atheists can’t defend your ridiculous “religion” OF DARWINISM. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH HAR HAR HAR oh my goodness, I can’t get enough of that. Ya’ll are ‘backsliders’. Like whales. Like this trap I have going…
November 24th, 2008 at 3:33 pm
I want to be a moose…
November 24th, 2008 at 3:45 pm
With evolution, you will be!
November 24th, 2008 at 5:48 pm
I think whales must have decided to go back into the water after they found their newly evolved flipers and tails to be practically useless on land.
I’m sure the Annual Coalition of Whales convened shortly after evolution changed their feet and paws to decide whether to backslide or not.
November 24th, 2008 at 5:58 pm
Imagine the chaos there must have been while the whales had flippers on the right side but still had paws on the left side.
November 24th, 2008 at 7:09 pm
Man, those fossils are weird during that time. They also had duck bills and faces like Dabney Coleman in “Cloak and Dagger”.