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A helpful reader sent me this 11 days ago, and I forgot to post it until just now.  I’m so sorry!

Anyways, you may remember Brannon Howse from the time he was such a jerk. You maybe didn’t know that he was running for mayor of a small town in Tennessee.  I know, right!!? Of course he lost, but he did get 25% of the vote.  Wow.

After the election, Howse, who is known for making ridiculous / idiotic accusations, claimed that some mysterious assailants were stealing his and one of his opponent’s campaign signs.  This is an email sent out to his peeps:

Howse and Allen Have Countless Signs Stolen

www.brannonhowse.com

 

 

It is not very often that two men running for the same office are quick to look after each other’s best interest. However, that is exactly what has happen as two of the three mayoral candidates, Brannon Howse and Tom Allen, have had countless campaign signs stolen.

Howse and Allen both have witnesses that have seen individuals pulling up their signs from authorized locations. Howse and Allen have even had their signs stolen right off the private property of front lawns.

 

“Two weeks ago Mr. Howse called me to tell me he had confronted a man that was pulling up my signs and throwing them in the back of his truck while leaving the signs of another candidate in place. Almost on a daily basis I have signs being stolen”, said Allen.

 

Howse, said, “Some of the members of the Collierville Police Association and Collierville Firefighter’s Associate have put out a large number of my yard signs only to have them stolen in less than 24 hours. I was at my son’s football game the other day when a lady approached me and told me she was shocked to see someone pulling up my signs on Poplar Avenue where every candidate has signs. It is really sad that our political opponents can not run a fair and clean race and respect  private property.”

Howse and Allen are asking for citizens to write down the license plate of any one they see pulling signs and then provide that information to the appropriate campaign office.

Well, I guess that’s why he lost.  Not because he’s crazy, dishonest, stupid, uneducated, etc.  But seriously, if you have any of Brannon’s signs, please return them to him.  They’re not even paid for yet!

Thank you, helpful reader.  I’m sorry I waited for so long.

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Posted on Tuesday, November 18th, 2008 in Category Funs. Please comment, ok?