Archive for October, 2008

Hilarious Creationist Quotes

Monday, October 20th, 2008
“It is impossible for [transitional fossils] to be biologically related. The scientists KNOW this, but they have no other interpretation of the evidence. Why is it so impossible? Think about it! How does generation one give birth to generation 2? It is simply illogical.” [Source]

Special thanks to Alex Dolin of Lancaster, OH for giving me the most difficult HCQ I’ve ever had to do.  His entire blog post could have been one big HCQ, and I had a hell of a time narrowing it down to just one quote.  At first I thought this person had to be a parody, then I thought it could only be a know-it-all kid.  But no, this person is a youth minister. Spreading ignorance FTW!

Three Year Old Kicks a Monster’s Ass

Friday, October 17th, 2008

America is NOT Full of Racist Idiots

Friday, October 17th, 2008

Just kidding!

Ken Ham Might Have Double Standards (Maybe)

Friday, October 17th, 2008

A couple weeks ago when I read Ken Ham’s post about the movie Religulous, in which he is interviewed and portrayed less than favorably, I decided to send Ken an email asking, in a calm and even tone, about what appears to be a double standard on his part.  Ken had this to say about the producers of Religulous:

Some of you may recall that over a year ago, a documentary crew, under false pretenses and giving a false name of the producer, came to the Creation Museum (under construction) to interview me. Then, through further clever deception, they set me up to be interviewed by Bill Maher, abusing the privileges our security gave them and breaking our security rules and protocols. But then again, for such God-haters, why would they have a high level of ethics when morality can be whatever they want to define it to be?

Hmm. “God-haters” certainly do lack ethics and morality! Unlike Christians, that’s for sure. Because I can’t think of anyone claiming to be a Christian who has done anything like this. Oh right, the makers of Expelled! They did the exact same things! So naturally, being a man of integrity and consistency, Ken Ham also condemned Expelled for making use of this same kind of “clever deception”:

I urge everyone not to miss Expelled. I found it riveting, eye-opening, even astonishing. Ben Stein does a masterful job of exposing the ruthlessness of evolutionists who will go after anyone who challenges or merely questions Darwinian orthodoxy. I was on the edge of my seat—entertained yet instructed. [Source]

Of course he didn’t. Ken agrees with the message of Expelled, so the ends justify the means in that case. It’s ok to act like a God-hater when you’re trying to show people how awful the God-haters are!

I wasn’t going to write about this at all, because it’s so transparently ridiculous, but Ken wrote this in his blog a couple days ago:

 Actually, one is not surprised at the tactics of the world—or the name calling and false accusations. Not only are we used to that, but we should expect it, as the Bible clearly teaches. It’s when people calling themselves “Christians” accuse us falsely that is truly distressing.

I haven’t gotten a response from the first email I sent, and I don’t expect to.  AiG probably recieves thousands of emails a day.  But I will send it again, because I’d really like Ken to explain to me how the tactics in Expelled and the tactics in Religulous are different.

OK, They’re Stupid Infants

Tuesday, October 14th, 2008

I’ve long been aware that the United States is full of idiots.  The 2008 presidential election has also confirmed beyond any reasonable doubt that this nation is full of racists.

And now here’s some proof that we are a nation of racist idiots. Some dumb ass thinks he hears this little doll saying “Islam is the light” and “Satan is king”.  I mean, at least it’s bipartisan.

Well, Gary Rofkahr of Owasso, OK, I have a message for you: it’s all in your head. So you’ve failed this part of life.  All you can do is move on.

And check out that poll under the picture of the doll!  As of this moment, 50.2% of respondents are offended that the doll promotes Islam, whether it’s explicitly stated or not!  12.7% are fine with it if the message is not hidden.  One such person is commenter mrswells, who said:

I’m blown away. The fact is Christian or not, no toy meant for a child should contain any message that is not advertised upfront to the parent. That is what is wrong here. It is very clear that the doll says, “Islam is the Light”. Again, Christian or not, we have the right to know these things up front before spending our hard earned cash on junk like this…This is not on the box and therefore it is wrong. WRONG!

COUGH COUGH NARNIA COUGH

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Blogs Tailored To My Specific Tastes

Monday, October 13th, 2008

Eating Weird: Exploring Strange and Unusual Food in Seattle is a very specific blog.  So specific it almost seems to be tailored for my specific tastes.  It’s made me wonder what other blogs might exist that are that specifically tailored to my tastes.  Such a collection of blogs might include such titles as:

  • How To Work Jurassic Park / Back to the Future / Batman / Spider-Man Quotes Into Every Conversation
  • Look How Right I Am About Evolution
  • Samples Of Obscure Music Containing Ooh’s and Aah’s
  • How To Be An Ass To Your Boss Without Them Noticing
  • Jokes About How Little Work You Do At Your Job But They’re Not Really Jokes
  • What It’s Like To Sit Next To A Gay Pirate That Only Talks About How Stupid Sara Palin Is
  • Making Excuses to Josh About Why You Don’t Update Your Website More Often

You’re Welcome

Monday, October 13th, 2008

I recently discovered an awesome blog called Eating Weird: Exploring Strange and Unusual Food In Seattle.  It’s about weird food in Seattle, and that’s where I live!  That’s perfect for me, because I am always on the lookout for some unusual food that I’ve never had before.  In fact, my favorite kind of food is food I haven’t had before!

Anyway, I left a few comments on the blog, and lo and behold, the author has thanked me publically. You’re welcome!

And thank you for writing a blog so specifically tailored to my tastes.

Is Obama A Christian? Statistics Say “No”

Wednesday, October 8th, 2008

“The odds of Obama being truthful in his claim that he converted to Christianity are less than 100 to 1 against it, as fewer than 1% of Muslims convert to Christianity.”

 -Conservapedia

 

WTF?

Wednesday, October 8th, 2008

From Conservapedia:

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I’m so thankful we have an unbiased alternative to Wikipedia!

Freshly Borned

Tuesday, October 7th, 2008
“In fact, after dropping steadily for a decade, teen birth rates rose slightly. ” [Source]

Yeah, I’ve noticed myself how many teens are being borned these days.