Hilarious Creationist Quotes

“I find myself leaning toward a young earth. I definately don’t believe what “scientist” tell us. It just amazes me how scientist can speak with absolute authority on a subject they have no clue about. How can a scientist tell me that the earth and this universe is billions of years old, but yet that same scienitist can’t even tell me where he/she was at 100 years ago? Where’s the logic? You look at some rocks and do some “scientific” dating and presto you come up with some number telling us when the world was created?
Get real, mama aint raised no fool.” [Source]

Well, I’m amazed when anyone does it, not just Scientist. This thread is another veritable goldmine, but user ImGoingtoHeavenRU? gets the recognition.

Stumble it!

2 Responses to “Hilarious Creationist Quotes”

  1. Taisha Says:

    Later, Scientist and ImGoingtoHeavenRU realize that they love each other and get married. The movie they make about it will be called “Look at Some Rocks: The Scientist Dating Story”.

  2. Mr. Spider Says:

    That sounds so East Coast/West Coast. When will this war end?

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