OK, They’re Stupid Infants

I’ve long been aware that the United States is full of idiots.  The 2008 presidential election has also confirmed beyond any reasonable doubt that this nation is full of racists.

And now here’s some proof that we are a nation of racist idiots. Some dumb ass thinks he hears this little doll saying “Islam is the light” and “Satan is king”.  I mean, at least it’s bipartisan.

Well, Gary Rofkahr of Owasso, OK, I have a message for you: it’s all in your head. So you’ve failed this part of life.  All you can do is move on.

And check out that poll under the picture of the doll!  As of this moment, 50.2% of respondents are offended that the doll promotes Islam, whether it’s explicitly stated or not!  12.7% are fine with it if the message is not hidden.  One such person is commenter mrswells, who said:

I’m blown away. The fact is Christian or not, no toy meant for a child should contain any message that is not advertised upfront to the parent. That is what is wrong here. It is very clear that the doll says, “Islam is the Light”. Again, Christian or not, we have the right to know these things up front before spending our hard earned cash on junk like this…This is not on the box and therefore it is wrong. WRONG!

COUGH COUGH NARNIA COUGH

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Stumble it!

10 Responses to “OK, They’re Stupid Infants”

  1. Taisha Says:

    Thank you for coughing near Narnia.

  2. Admiral Akbar Says:

    This is OBVIOUSLY a trap. That doll blatantly said: Wow mom mom mom mom mom ig alllllllllllm (gblt) b ahh ight. “No toy meant for a child should contain any message” that stupid.

  3. Jason Says:

    What????? GBLT????? This doll is clearly part of the homosexual agenda!

  4. Taisha Says:

    What does (gblt) mean? Seriously. The doll has prompted an interest. Tell me.

  5. SebastesMan Says:

    actually it’s usually LGBT or sometimes GLBT

    Lesbian
    Gay
    Bisexual
    Transgendered

  6. Jason Says:

    I thought the B was for bacon.

  7. Mr. Spider Says:

    I would love a doll pushing the bacon agenda.

  8. Admiral Akbar Says:

    Maybe the bacon lobbyists can use the same acronym:

    Legalize
    Gluttonous
    Bacon
    Transgression

    What do you think, Mr. Spider? Is it a trap?

  9. Mr. Spider Says:

    Make it:

    Legalize
    Glorious
    Bacon
    Trangression

    and you have a deal!

  10. Admiral Akbar Says:

    Mr. Spider.

    It’s a deal [trap].

    - Adm. Akkie’

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