Did Adam and Eve Really Exist?
Ok, everybody, 1, 2, 3, 4, of course not!
But what if there were proof that they existed? That would change things entirely! An anonymous writer to everystudent.com honestly wanted to know:
“What proof is there for the story of Adam and Eve as the first human beings on earth?”
I agree with the author of the “article” on one thing: this is a very good question. But the unnamed author gave an absolutely stupid answer. I quote:
“There is good evidence to believe the story of Adam and Eve — that they were historical and, therefore, the first persons on the earth. [circular reasoning omitted]…there is no reason to doubt their real existence.”
Well, that was convincing. I clicked on a Google AdWords ad to get to this site. At least I’m taking money out of their pocket.
Stumble it!
September 2nd, 2008 at 8:26 pm
You know what I love best? A Trap. You know what this is? A Trap. People can be dumb, but man can those dumb ones set a Trap. PS, It’s a trap. The end.
September 2nd, 2008 at 8:47 pm
The end indeed, Admiral.
September 3rd, 2008 at 1:23 pm
You didn’t tell me there would be a 4. I started after 3! Now I’m all embarrassed.
September 3rd, 2008 at 1:40 pm
People who grew up in the 90’s cannot stop counting at 3.
September 3rd, 2008 at 2:53 pm
Why?
September 3rd, 2008 at 3:23 pm
You know, cause every song from the 90’s was in 4/4 time? HAHA MUSIC JOKE!
September 3rd, 2008 at 6:28 pm
Duh… the evidence is overwhelming. it’s intuitively obvious.
Rawr!
September 3rd, 2008 at 10:50 pm
Tori Amos songs from the 90’s are in 3/4 time…and 6/4 time.
WHAT???
September 4th, 2008 at 5:59 am
I mean music people listened to, like “Bulls on Parade”.
September 4th, 2008 at 9:28 am
Never heard of it
September 4th, 2008 at 3:13 pm
Don’t worry @Other Jason. That song @Jason is talking about is just a trap.