Hilarious Creationist Quotes
Man Ray, when you right, you right. Chris can’t be Richard just as Charles can’t be Ray. An’ you also right - nothin’s more important than your eternal salvation. But if you think about it, we all the same - I can be Chris, and you can be Ray, and Richard is all of us - if we all think. [Source]
Wow. I’m not quite sure what’s going on here, but special thanks to Charles Reasonable for…God knows what. And is it just me, or does his profile pic look like a cross between Rod Stewart and Tony Danza?
Stumble it!
August 28th, 2008 at 5:25 pm
Think that doesn’t make any sense?
Try this one. From Charles Reasonable reply to me a few weeks ago.
‘That maybe so, but explain this: if evolution is true, then everything needs to evolve. So, what did God evolve from? OR, if Creationism is true, then did God evolve everything in 3 days? What we need is a list of everything that’s been evolved vs everything that’s been evolved by God. But that can’t even be true because these fossils we see weren’t even around in evolution times, so God couldn’t have evolved them.See, your dreams need to evolve - that’s what needs evolution: your mind. Then we can stop talking about space and the sun, and start talking about life. Everyone posting here is thinking something, we just don’t know what!! But I know you’re a thinker, so I’m asking. Sometimes us dreamers need to get together with you thinkers - then we know what’s what. That’s called UNITY.
I think Charles Reasonable is an alien from another planet.
August 28th, 2008 at 5:55 pm
I think Charles Reasonable is my hero.
August 28th, 2008 at 6:05 pm
He’s not an alien. I can assure you of that. He’s just a retired bus driver with some very reasonable things to say.
August 28th, 2008 at 6:07 pm
If Charles can’t be Ray, then is that why Ray Charles died?
August 28th, 2008 at 6:19 pm
@ Rando
Yeah, I saw that one. I still can’t get over “evolution times”.
August 28th, 2008 at 6:52 pm
Well, that dude sounds crazy to me. As always, with love, it’s a trap.
August 29th, 2008 at 6:18 am
Where do you dig these things up?
August 29th, 2008 at 6:20 am
Mostly from raycomfortfood.blogspot.com :-(
August 29th, 2008 at 6:58 am
I’m the “Chris” in question in this quote, and I still don’t understand it.
August 29th, 2008 at 7:01 am
Welcome, Chris!
August 29th, 2008 at 9:15 am
Thanks Jason. Glad to have another spot of sanity, away from Ray…
August 29th, 2008 at 1:01 pm
Hey (it’s a trap), can anyone tell me what side Charles Reasonable is on? Srrsly. Is this even a HCQ or just an idiot?
August 29th, 2008 at 1:08 pm
Judging from other comments of his, I think he’s invented his own side. Whatever his beliefs acutally are, he isn’t capable of conveying them in an intelligible manner.
August 29th, 2008 at 1:16 pm
Well, Hilarious Retarded Person Quotes sounds too mean.
August 29th, 2008 at 9:52 pm
He’s no more retarded than Ray.
September 1st, 2008 at 5:50 pm
Threeeeead Killlllaaaaahh!!!!! Duh nuh nuh nuh nuh!!!!
September 1st, 2008 at 5:53 pm
It’s pretty easy to bring a thread back to life.
September 2nd, 2008 at 1:19 pm
Just as easy to bring a thread back to life as it is to set a trap….