Hilarious Creationist Quotes

Scientist have discovered through the fossil record what is called the Cambrian explosion, the sudden appearance of all living species all at the same time. [Source]

Special thanks to Kevin, who obviously doesn’t know how to look things up for himself and probably wouldn’t recognize a fact if it lodged itself in his urethra.

Stumble it!

7 Responses to “Hilarious Creationist Quotes”

  1. Rando Says:

    I love how Kevin completely ignored all the answers to his questions. It would be nice if one of the commentors on Ray’s board would actually acknowledge it when they are corrected.

    Something along the lines of “Thanks, maybe my understanding of evolution wasn’t as accurate as I thought it was.”

    Nope. That’s apparently too much to ask.

  2. Jason Says:

    I’m still working my through the comments there, but I’m excited about the responses to that. Seriously, what a supremely ignorant thing to say. And he says it like we’ve never heard of the Cambrian Explosion before!

    But srsly, I watched MST3K: The Movie. I loved it.

  3. Rando Says:

    But srsly, I watched MST3K: The Movie. I loved it.

    I knew you would!

    The secret government Eggo project….Oh Dear GOD! My waffle!!

  4. Rando Says:

    I also loved this from Ray’s initial post:

    “I have never heard evolutionary theory debunked and undone in a more effective and easy to understand way . . .” Damon H. (CA)

    Well! Some guy named Damon H. thought Ray did an excellent job of debunking evolution. Who are we to question Damon H!? I’m sure Damon H. has impeccable scienific credentials.

  5. Jason Says:

    You need to be careful what you say about the Ferengi.

  6. Admiral Akbar Says:

    The Ferengi sure know how to set a trap. That’s for sure! (It’s a trap).

  7. Taisha Says:

    Normal view, NORMAL VIEW, NORMAL VIEEEEEEW!!!!!!!

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