Hilarious Creationist Quotes
Scientist have discovered through the fossil record what is called the Cambrian explosion, the sudden appearance of all living species all at the same time. [Source]
Special thanks to Kevin, who obviously doesn’t know how to look things up for himself and probably wouldn’t recognize a fact if it lodged itself in his urethra.








August 27th, 2008 at 10:01 am
I love how Kevin completely ignored all the answers to his questions. It would be nice if one of the commentors on Ray’s board would actually acknowledge it when they are corrected.
Something along the lines of “Thanks, maybe my understanding of evolution wasn’t as accurate as I thought it was.”
Nope. That’s apparently too much to ask.
August 27th, 2008 at 10:10 am
I’m still working my through the comments there, but I’m excited about the responses to that. Seriously, what a supremely ignorant thing to say. And he says it like we’ve never heard of the Cambrian Explosion before!
But srsly, I watched MST3K: The Movie. I loved it.
August 27th, 2008 at 10:15 am
But srsly, I watched MST3K: The Movie. I loved it.
I knew you would!
The secret government Eggo project….Oh Dear GOD! My waffle!!
August 27th, 2008 at 10:25 am
I also loved this from Ray’s initial post:
“I have never heard evolutionary theory debunked and undone in a more effective and easy to understand way . . .” Damon H. (CA)
Well! Some guy named Damon H. thought Ray did an excellent job of debunking evolution. Who are we to question Damon H!? I’m sure Damon H. has impeccable scienific credentials.
August 27th, 2008 at 10:28 am
You need to be careful what you say about the Ferengi.
August 27th, 2008 at 10:45 am
The Ferengi sure know how to set a trap. That’s for sure! (It’s a trap).
August 27th, 2008 at 2:28 pm
Normal view, NORMAL VIEW, NORMAL VIEEEEEEW!!!!!!!