Is This A Death Threat?

I’m not sure, but it sounds like it:

Hey Jason,

You are such a loser and a non-believer. if you really think you are so brave and doesn’t believe on this. Try going to the Philippines and make research on-hand? experience it for yourself. If you want, i can be your tour guide, know a lot of places where you can get the REAL DEAL. i will even pay for all your expenses and stay here if nothing happens. BUT if i can prove to you that some things are out of this world and for real, then you better pay me 10 folds. so what do you think? are you up to the DARE, amigo? all will be legal-with contract of course, stating that if something happens to you or lose your life in anyway during this research/documentation, i will not be eligible as responsible and that you are aware of the danger this research might encounter. just email me thru: love.hateme@hotmail.com so we could talk about your research thing. Believe me, its either you will become a believer or dead while doing this. Are you MAN enough?

Here’s the logical conclusion of this little wacky rant I just can’t get around:  if I find out that there are no magical creatures in the Philippines, I die.  He’s pretty clear about that.

Stumble it!

6 Responses to “Is This A Death Threat?”

  1. tangentbot Says:

    “if you really think you are so brave and doesn’t believe on this”

    This guy is srs business.

  2. Mr. Spider Says:

    Maybe he IS one of the dwarves and he’s calling you out. Either way, it’s a trap.

  3. Admiral Akbar Says:

    IT’S A TRAP!!!

  4. Freaked Out! Says:

    “if I find out that there are no magical creatures in the Philippines, I die.”

    …and your wallet’s 10 folds lighter.

  5. TrueFilipino Says:

    If he can’t show you a magical creature, he’ll poison you… then you die.. broke. :)

    DON’T DO IT!

  6. sokt i mean stko i mean i can't speel Says:

    i don’t believe in snakes because there’s no proof that what they say is anything other than eggsalad-dot-com

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