Bad Restaurant Review
I know, I should be telling you about Roswell and the amazing things I’ve seen in the desert, etc. But I’m hungry. And I love bad restaurant reviews. Here’s a pretty horrible one for El Mariachi in Banning, CA, where I just may eat tonight. They gave it three stars:
Once upon a time, a really fat El Mariachi carne asada burrito embarked on an hour long journey. Loaded with meat and slathered in guacamole, little did the meat only burrito know it would soon face it’s [sic] horrific demise.
After it’s [sic] hour long journey, it was still pretty tasty [sic]
Well, ok…thanks?
Stumble it!
February 23rd, 2009 at 9:46 am
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