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Get ready for a disappointing video. I believe the harbor seal in the foreground is named Barney. Maybe it’s Q. I keep forgetting who’s who, but either way, a chub-chub sealio is getting his cheekies pettled! Please keep in mind that a seal is basically a sausage with a puppy’s face.

BTW I work there.

This morning, Kambrie and Geoff noticed that my manly beard contained two gorgeous curls that turned me cute:

How do you feel about that?

Dear reader, do you have a faith problem?

Are you worried that you have TOO MUCH faith?

Is faith an obstacle that’s keeping you from getting ahead in life?

Friends, what you need is this wonderful website called Overcoming Faith.  It will show you the way to rid yourself of faith forever, and live your life based on logic and evidence.  At least, that’s what I gather from the url.

I haven’t gotten very far into this video, so I don’t have any comments on the video itself yet, but I would like to point out a couple of items..

The description on the YouTube page reads:

hovind takes three different evolutionist at the same time from different fields so they can not use the “that is not in my field” excuses this time.

WTF??? That’s not an excuse, that’s good judgment! To illustrate this point, I have written a short play:

Patient: Why are you referring me to an OB/GYN? Are you stupid?
Doctor: Well, no, but I’m an optometrist…OB/GYN is really not my field…
Patient: Stop with the excuses!

Also, take a look at the perverted mouse tit stupidity in the comments:

Gravity is proven. That’s why it was considered a theory when first thought up, but is now considered a law.

Science is MEANT to prove things! It is defined as things we can prove by observing, studying, testing and repeating. It is therefore entirely possible for a theory to be proven.

The theory of evolution teaches that the first life came from a rock. By wording it similarly to Hovind, I do nothing to show that I have no mind of my own.
And no, speciation has never been observed.

O Holy Eff.

As you all doubtless know, I went to high school in the magical land of Marrero. I’ve been thinking about Marrero a lot in the past couple of days, so here’s what’s going to happen:

First, you will watch this video for the song called “Marrero”, which was the first hip hop song I ever liked. I was in 4th grade:

Second, you will watch this video for the song called “A Rainbow in Marrero”, which was just released by Ballzack, who is a worlds of awesome bounce rapper from my hometown, The Westbank:

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BTW, I interviewed Ballzack.  Sort of.

Sorry.  I saw this in Newport, OR this past Christmas Eve, down the street from the Christmas sea lions.

For those who don’t know (I sure didn’t), a sarong is a cloth that you tie around your waist and wear as a skirt.  They even have mini sarongs for those who like to flash their ginnies at people.  Hence we have this beast:

Once again, I have trumped Flinging Dust.

This rare encounter, along with others in which humans have been attacked, killed, and even eaten by Komodo dragons, give us a glimpse of what life was like during the age of “dinosaurs”—though we’ll note that if the Komodo dragon were extinct today, it would probably be considered a long-lost dinosaur that died off millions of years before humans. [Source]

Special thanks once again to Answers in Genesis, who apparently must think that Dodo birds are considered long lost dinosaurs that died off millions of years before humans.

Yeah, I really don’t have anything original to post today.  I could show you a video of me almost getting attacked by a Giant Pacific Octopus, but I didn’t have my cambra on me at the time.  So here is “Charles Has a Licking Problem” by Drew:

Because of Louisiana. I really have nothing to add to this. My sister probably thinks this is great news.  After watching the video, I srsly wanted to cry.  At least I got to see Dennis Woltering, a familiar face from my childhood.

Quick, someone cheer me up.

If Dinosaurs were extinct before the flood, then the enormous force from a coastless current would have destroyed any fossilized remains. So we know they could not have died millions of years ago like some believe….If dinosaurs were over 50 feet high, and weighed over 11 tons how could they fit on the ark? Only adult dinosaurs were that tall or weighed that much. The healthiest of any species of animal are the babies. They are stronger, faster and more apt to reproduce. [Source]

Special thanks to some crazy guy who warns us not to use any of his text without permission and who has never heard the term “sexual maturity”.