Hilarious Creationist Quotes

This rare encounter, along with others in which humans have been attacked, killed, and even eaten by Komodo dragons, give us a glimpse of what life was like during the age of “dinosaurs”—though we’ll note that if the Komodo dragon were extinct today, it would probably be considered a long-lost dinosaur that died off millions of years before humans. [Source]

Special thanks once again to Answers in Genesis, who apparently must think that Dodo birds are considered long lost dinosaurs that died off millions of years before humans.

Stumble it!

8 Responses to “Hilarious Creationist Quotes”

  1. flinging dust Says:

    Wait, I got one.

    “If the atheists with their worldview take over the country, they will throw us Christians in mental institutions, re-education camps, or the gas chamber.” -Choco from Ray’s in the “No Real Reason’ post.

  2. Jason Says:

    Well, that’s a lil crazy.

  3. Mr. Spider Says:

    I like the paragraph after the one you quoted where the writer surmises that humans definitely killed off dinos with traps and group attacks because some tired scuba divers threw rocks at a komodo dragon.

  4. Jason Says:

    I like the way you smiled at me a little longer than usual this morning.

  5. Mr. Spider Says:

    It’s but one of the free services I provide to all my friends.

  6. Taisha Says:

    Wait a minute…aren’t Komodo Dragons…LIVING dinosaurs…?

    I’m probably wrong about that…

  7. Jason Says:

    No, they’re lizards. Related, but different.

  8. Taisha Says:

    See? That’s how you can tell I’m not a creationist…I can admit when I’m wrong about something I know very little about.

    *ZING!*

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