Hilarious Creationist Quotes
This rare encounter, along with others in which humans have been attacked, killed, and even eaten by Komodo dragons, give us a glimpse of what life was like during the age of “dinosaurs”—though we’ll note that if the Komodo dragon were extinct today, it would probably be considered a long-lost dinosaur that died off millions of years before humans. [Source]
Special thanks once again to Answers in Genesis, who apparently must think that Dodo birds are considered long lost dinosaurs that died off millions of years before humans.








June 16th, 2008 at 12:54 pm
Wait, I got one.
“If the atheists with their worldview take over the country, they will throw us Christians in mental institutions, re-education camps, or the gas chamber.” -Choco from Ray’s in the “No Real Reason’ post.
June 16th, 2008 at 1:11 pm
Well, that’s a lil crazy.
June 16th, 2008 at 3:52 pm
I like the paragraph after the one you quoted where the writer surmises that humans definitely killed off dinos with traps and group attacks because some tired scuba divers threw rocks at a komodo dragon.
June 16th, 2008 at 3:54 pm
I like the way you smiled at me a little longer than usual this morning.
June 16th, 2008 at 6:25 pm
It’s but one of the free services I provide to all my friends.
June 16th, 2008 at 6:36 pm
Wait a minute…aren’t Komodo Dragons…LIVING dinosaurs…?
I’m probably wrong about that…
June 16th, 2008 at 7:03 pm
No, they’re lizards. Related, but different.
June 17th, 2008 at 3:24 pm
See? That’s how you can tell I’m not a creationist…I can admit when I’m wrong about something I know very little about.
*ZING!*