Barista Nipples
Apparently there’s some controversy in Seattle about “bikini baristas” showing too much skin, I guess including occasionally going topless. Naturally, the old people are going nuts. So here’s a stupid quote from an old person:
“It’s not offensive to me; it’s offensive to children,” said council member Jim Rackley.
OK, Jim? What exactly do you think breasts are for?
Stumble it!
June 5th, 2008 at 8:37 pm
If children are aware of the “other” use of bewbs, it’s too late… they’re already corrupted. So either way it seems a non-issue
June 5th, 2008 at 8:42 pm
OH NO WHAT IF OUR CHILDRENZ LEARN THAT REPRODUCTION EXISTS!!
June 6th, 2008 at 8:58 am
I like boobies!
June 6th, 2008 at 9:00 am
Ew.
June 6th, 2008 at 5:06 pm
What if. Indeed.
If they knew it existed, then maybe we could stop it from happening to them before it’s too late. Novel idea.
Also, why the fuck are parents taking their children to Bikini Barista bars?
June 9th, 2008 at 11:59 am
Some children can go on their own to these places. Strip clubs won’t let people under 18 in, but 16 and 17 year old children can drive to any naked barista hut they want to.
June 9th, 2008 at 12:03 pm
IMO, if they’re old enough to drive, they’re old enough to see breasts.