Proof That Evolution is a Hoax
I went to jesus-is-savior.com and saw an article by that title. I wanted to find out what proof this nutcase thought he had. Here’s as much as I was able to read:
“Recently, a thought captivated my mind that proves that the theory of evolution is a big hoax.”
I should have stopped right there. But I was too curious. I had to know what this thought was.
“The thought is simple and yet profound … why is there no recorded history before approximately 4,000 B.C.? The answer is obvious … there was no history!”
I should have gone with my initial hunch. I’m getting too old for this.
Stumble it!
June 4th, 2008 at 6:57 am
OMG….uh…I can’t even ….jesus.
June 4th, 2008 at 6:59 am
Sometimes I can’t Jesus either, so I take some Echinacea and it clears it right up.
June 4th, 2008 at 7:02 am
Well, he’s kinda right. IIRC, history necessarily involves the recording of events. Although, I suppose that makes his statement redundant or circular. The was no history because there was no history. What this has to do with evolution, I have no idea.
June 4th, 2008 at 7:15 am
Ok, I got that jesus cleared up.
I don’t even know how you had the patience to sort through all the crazy links.
He did say one thing I agreed with, though:
“Such Biblical claims seem absurd to modern evolutionists”
He could have just stopped right there.
June 4th, 2008 at 7:21 am
Nevermind the fossil record.
Nevermind carbon dating.
Amazing.
June 4th, 2008 at 9:30 am
I guess this is supposed to be like this:
If people didn’t write about it when it was happening, then it never happened.
People didn’t write about anything “before approximately 4,000 B.C.”
Therefore, nothing happened “before approximately 4,000 B.C.”
QED
June 4th, 2008 at 9:32 am
If dinosaurs really lived millions of years ago, why don’t we have any of their books???
June 4th, 2008 at 9:37 am
I can’t Jesus and I don’t want to.
Also, just FYI, Echinacea will render birth control pills ineffective. That’s important to know, sometimes.
Listen, I saw that movie, “10,000 BC”, and it’s pretty clear to me that there was history. SOMEONE should do more research before they blog!
June 7th, 2008 at 5:55 am
No! I should not have read this either!
June 7th, 2008 at 5:57 am
Jason,
Are you serious about the books by the dinosaurs?
I cannot believe it. If so, why we do not have any history books by the wolves?
G.E.
June 7th, 2008 at 10:23 am
Sorry, my friend.
June 9th, 2008 at 11:55 am
get_education:
We do have many copies, all very close to the original source, of history books written by werewolves. I know it’s not the same thing, but one of them even opened a Creation Museum in Kentucky last year.