Pets Required?
The other day I stopped at a gas station to purchase a nutritious energy drink. I was presented with this sign as I walked in:

Thankfully, they let me buy my drink even though I had no animals with me.
Alternate punchline: Thankfully, they let me buy my drink even though I was wearing a shirt (only one though…does that even count?) and shoes.








April 4th, 2008 at 1:02 pm
I think you only need one shirt. The other one is for your pet.
April 4th, 2008 at 11:45 pm
Grammar Police!
April 5th, 2008 at 10:46 am
And scary police!
April 8th, 2008 at 6:32 am
love that you posted your list of things you have thrown out on my site. I have thrown out the guns n roses first album roughly 19 times
April 8th, 2008 at 6:36 am
Wow! I don’t think I’ve thrown out anything more than once.
I was about 6 or 7 when I threw out Michael Jackson’s Bad though. That’s kinda creepy.
April 23rd, 2008 at 11:07 pm
Ha, that’s terrific. I love the logic typos most of all.
April 24th, 2008 at 6:17 am
Thanks, Jeff! I thoroughly enjoy your site.
June 9th, 2008 at 12:01 pm
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