Pets Required?

The other day I stopped at a gas station to purchase a nutritious energy drink. I was presented with this sign as I walked in:

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Thankfully, they let me buy my drink even though I had no animals with me.

Alternate punchline: Thankfully, they let me buy my drink even though I was wearing a shirt (only one though…does that even count?) and shoes.

Stumble it!

8 Responses to “Pets Required?”

  1. Mr. Spider Says:

    I think you only need one shirt. The other one is for your pet.

  2. Taisha Says:

    Grammar Police!

  3. Jason Says:

    And scary police!

  4. Jon Acuff Says:

    love that you posted your list of things you have thrown out on my site. I have thrown out the guns n roses first album roughly 19 times

  5. Jason Says:

    Wow! I don’t think I’ve thrown out anything more than once.

    I was about 6 or 7 when I threw out Michael Jackson’s Bad though. That’s kinda creepy.

  6. Jeff Deck Says:

    Ha, that’s terrific. I love the logic typos most of all.

  7. Jason Says:

    Thanks, Jeff! I thoroughly enjoy your site.

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