Archive for April, 2008

Bill Dembski: A Mixture of Water and Vinegar

Wednesday, April 23rd, 2008

 In the new documentary Win Ben Stein’s Integrity, Stein asks biologist Richard Dawkins if it’s at all possible that intelligent design could be true. Dawkins said that the only way ID could be right is if extraterrestrials, who themselves had evolved via natural selection, had seeded the early Earth with simple organisms.

“Aliens??? ALIENS?????” Stein scoffed. The rubes in the theater I was in cracked the eff up. That silly Richard Dawkins! What a poon!

I, however, turned to my wife and said, “If only these people knew.” The Discovery Institute, always quick to deny that they are creationists, have been forthcoming with the fact that the Designer may have been aliens, and not God. In fact, William Dembski, a Discovery Institute fellow featured prominently in the movie, has this to say about it:

But consider a related thought experiment. Tomorrow space travelers show up loaded with unbelievably advanced technology. They tell us (in English) that they’ve had this technology for hundreds of millions of years and give us solid evidence of it (perhaps by pointing to some star cluster hundreds of millions of light years away whose arrangement signifies a message that confirms the aliens’ claim). Moreover, they demonstrate to us that with this technology they can atom by atom and molecule by molecule assemble the most complex organisms.”

Aliens??? ALIENS???? Yet again, the makers of Win Ben Stein’s Integrity show themselves to be dishonest douchebags, and the average creationist has shown himself to be an ignorant credulant with an inordinate fear of Google.

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Phrases Jason Hates

Tuesday, April 22nd, 2008

Leighties.

THE BEST DAY OF MY LIFE!

Tuesday, April 22nd, 2008

A good citizen in Portland gave a police officer a parking ticket! And you all know how I feel about parking.  Please pass out some parking fliers in honor of the good guys!

Urgent Sushi Idea

Tuesday, April 22nd, 2008

A recent conversation with Josiah has given me the following idea: a Japanese restaurant that offers meals organized BY HABITAT.  For example:

The Open Ocean Combo. Including such animals as tuna, yellowtail, and salmon, prepared in different ways, both cooked and raw!

The Tide Pool Sampler.  An assortment of invertebrates such as sea urchin, abalone, baby octopus, sea cucumber, etc, on a bed of seaweed, natch!
The Tempura Estuary. Fried catfish! And mudskipper.

You know what, this isn’t as funny as it was ten minutes ago. Here’s my friend Greg doing a magic trick:

Rabbit Update For Sunday

Monday, April 21st, 2008

This is Leslie’s bunny, Luna.  I wish Mr. Foofee would do stuff like this!!

Two Great Tastes That Taste Great Together

Monday, April 21st, 2008

Mathias has discovered a pioneering restauranteur who’s making a rather odd combination…

The Two People That Read This Site

Monday, April 21st, 2008

Leslie also reads this site.  Thank you Leslie! I hope a bunny loves you.

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The Two People That Read This Site

Sunday, April 20th, 2008

Brannon Howse  is wrong about everything.

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Thanks Kevin!

The Two People That Read This Site

Sunday, April 20th, 2008

This is fricking cool. Gez from GrammarBlog also reads this site!

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What Brannon Howse has meant for evil, internet buddies have meant for good. Thanks to everyone whose sent me a picture! If anyone else wants to send one in, I will certainly post it. I love you.

Phrases Jason Hates

Friday, April 18th, 2008

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