Your Brother Loves You (I Assume)
“When I finally got pregnant for the first time, I ended up having an ectopic pregnancy with triplets. It was a life-threatening event that required surgical intervention, resulting in the loss of all embryos and my right fallopian tube. When my brother found out about my loss, he said, ‘It’s a good thing that happened. Who knows what kind of monster it would have been.’”
Stumble it!
March 25th, 2008 at 12:24 pm
Where is this brother and how can I marry him?
March 25th, 2008 at 12:30 pm
He is everywhere, I guess.
March 25th, 2008 at 4:12 pm
What kind of a monster?!?!
I wonder what is he referring to that might have been a monster. Some kind of twelve-limbed fallopian tube that bursts from his sisters abdomen? That makes no sense.
“It’s a good thing you almost died. If those doctors hadn’t saved your life, I don’t know if I have enough shotguns to wreak my holy vengeance on your twelve-legged fallopian tube”
March 25th, 2008 at 9:04 pm
That’s a scary thought…
March 26th, 2008 at 6:05 am
It’s like a Flying Spaghetti Monster, only with fallopian tubes instead of noodly appendages. And maybe gay.