A Fresh New Cop Story For Tuesday
Hello.
When I was in college I would go to class in the morning and go to work in the afternoon. I would always program a couple of hours in between so I could eat lunch and read or whatever.
WELL. One day I got lunch from Taco Bell’s drive-through and sat in my car in the Taco Bell parking lot, eating lunch and then studying. After a few minutes of studying I began to get sleepy and decided to sleep, right there in my car in Taco Bell’s parking lot. But I was a dumb kid, and paranoid of police. I had a dream that police came and told me that I was loitering in Taco Bell’s parking lot and that I had to leave. RIGHT IN THE MIDDLE of this dream, a car pulled into a spot near me, which woke me up. IT WAS A POLICE CAR!!! Still in a muddled sleepytime place, I made some kind of motion to them asking if they wanted me to leave. I’m so stupid.
Naturally they came up to me and wanted to know what the hell was wrong with me. The lady cop thought my car smelled like marijuana. I told her that I had never had marijuana. That was that. They went inside, and I think I left.
Long story short: Later that day I told my boss all about it, and we had a good laugh! I forgot to wear pants to work today!
Stumble it!
March 6th, 2008 at 1:38 pm
work pants = no pants.