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I can’t believe how quickly these keep rolling in! It was only two weeks ago that I published the last edition of HCQ. If you’ve found any funny Creationist quotes, send them to me!

If the origins of life all did happen by random mutation, he questioned, where does the laws that make the universe possible to function – the law of gravity, the law of thermodaynamics, laws of motion – all come from? [Source]

If a finch gave birth to a elephant, then you would have evidence for evolution. Yet when finches stay finches, bacteria stay bacteria, adaptations are no proof EVOLUTION. How ignorant is the argument of evolutionists I have often heard - offensive lineman, look how big they are! As if a bigger human proves a human once was a moose, it does not! [Source]

The Cambrian Explosion shows virtually all creatures that exist today existed at the very start of creation consistent with the Genesis record. [Source]

Yeah, and I recall when it was proven Bumble Bee’s couldn’t fly. [Source]

You people are all very ignerant. If evlution is true then why arent their more transisional fossils and why are their so many gaps in the fossil record? You can make fun of us all you want but you can’t explain how we got here from rocks. [Source]

Hey now that monkey could be my great great great great great times 1billion to the second power uncle your talking about. Don’t make me get a lawyer. Thats what atheists expect us to believe than they insult our intellegence? hmmmmmmmmm [Source]

It is so sad that millions of dollars are being spent on researching the universe, but the underlying philosophy is often that scientists want to find answers to how life arose…[Source]

There on many books in favor of creation. Different books concentrate on different aspects of the creation/evolution debate. [Source]

Stumble it!

Posted on Wednesday, February 13th, 2008 in Category Evolution, Hilarious Creationist Quotes. Please comment, ok?