www.jeffthefish.com

I can’t tell you where this came from, but I found this chunk of text on the website of an actual, legitimate business. I absolutely could not believe my eyes.

Two ways to save for businesses and some schedule-C tax payers that use their vehicles for business use.

• Use your vehicle for a tax write-off?
• How about writing off the full amount?
• Use Tool Boxes, Special Equipt, or Special Beds?
• Want GM to Help Pay for the Expense?
• Want to know more about Special Rebates and Programs not advertized by Other Dealers?

Just…wow.

Here is the only way you can tell:

“Ok…Like some people see it and some don’t. Some people get really blessed and are moved by what they see, and others get really mad and full of evil comments. I think only the saved can see him and he won’t appear to those who live in sin. See for yourself if you will go to heaven.”

It’s true. Ken Ham rapes piglets.  I read it on the internet, so it must be true.  Now, Creationists will tell you that this is a lie made up by God hating Darwinists, but all you have to do is read the full title of Ken’s blog:  Around The World With AiG’s Ken Ham.  It could not be any clearer that this man violates innocent baby pigs.

It’s sad really.  Although piglet-raping did not begin with Ken Ham, Ham has done more than any person to popularize it.

Lil pups!!!

I saw this license plate thing the other day in the Wal-Mart parking lot:

What a dumb thing to put on a Creationist license plate thing. I think license plate things and bumper stickers, etc., are almost all dumb no matter what they say, but this one wins the Willful Ignorance Award. It’s hilarious that it has the little upside down Darwin fish at the bottom. I guess that was the final death blow to the theory of evolution AM I RIGHT PEOPLE!!

Except fish do walk.

Now I know Creationists aren’t famous for doing their homework, but come on. It’s a walking catfish. It walks. It’s a fish. Science wins.

And that’s just one example of a fish that walks. So if you’re going to make a Creationist bumper sticker or license plate thing, make one that gives a valid criticism of evolution. Oh wait, right.

So I was doing some grocery shopping in lovely White Center when I noticed the letterboard outside of Walgreens:

Yeah. Raisin Brain. Ok, right. It’s a popular dessert in India, usually eaten after a feast of snake surprise. It’s more food than those people eat in a week!

A week later, when I thought I was safe, I happened upon this gem at the same Walgreens:

What day again? Wensday? Wendesday? What?

I really hope this keeps up!

For some reason, my SU toolbar doesn’t allow me to submit most of my pages. I can’t figure out why, and neither, apparently, can SU. Other people, however, can submit my stuff just fine.

So if you use StumbleUpon and you something I’ve posted, would you be so kind as to click the “I like it!” button in your toolbar, or the “Stumble It!” link found at the end of each individual post? I know it’s a dumb thing to ask, but I’m dumb.

At least I think I did.  It pretty much looks like the one Bad Astronomer saw, only not as glorious.

Everyday I get closer and closer to buying a potbelly pig and naming it Mohammed’s Clitoris. My hand is being forced.

The Creationist coffin is running out of room for nails.