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Since the Flood was a marine catastrophe, we would expect marine fossils to be dominant in the fossil record. And that is the case. [Source]

The amount of actual Scientific Fact that is in The Bible is staggering.
Such as the dimensions of the Ark. Scientists proved that this boat was almost impossible to capsize, due to its size and shape. They didn’t have the technology back then to actually work this out! [Source]

We praise the Lord this person found a “missing link”—the link to the museum’s website! [Source]

It is the evolutionists/athiests who used the words RANDOM and CHANCE when describing their theories. It is funny how the evolutionists use these words to describe the process of their theories but when a christian uses these words to describe the same things then we are accussed of “ignorance” on the theory. I think that is because when you hear what you believe in from the mouth of another you realize what an absurdity it is and your pride then kicks in and you accuse others of ignorance rather than examining yourself. [Source]

Democritus was born in 460 BC. How did he see atoms so long before Galileo developed the first reliable microscope in 1609 (2,000 years later), and before the advent of the electron microscope in the 1930’s? Also, why to you believe everything you read in history books, and doubt anything written in the Bible? [Source]

…why are the scientific elite so forcefully pushing this one fossil, especially when it so poorly documents the evolution of the key aspect of the transition of fish into land-animals: the transformation of fins to feet? [Source]

Ironically enough, the “members” of the church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster (known as “Pastafarians”), in addition to mocking God himself, are lampooning the Intelligent Design Movement for not identifying a specific deity—that is, leaving open the possibility that a spaghetti monster could be the intelligent designer. [Source]

Christians don’t hide evolution from their children (or shouldn’t)–even in AiG resources we explain what evolutionists believe, but then teach why they are wrong. [Source]

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Posted on Monday, January 28th, 2008 in Category Evolution, Hilarious Creationist Quotes. Please comment, ok?