You Can’t Milk a Goat. I Assume.
Very recently, Kambrie told me about an odd conversation she overheard on the bus:
[10:22] Kambrie: The REALLY old guy
[10:23] Kambrie: He was headed back to the “old folks home”
[10:23] Kambrie: And he kept asking what time it was
[10:24] Kambrie: One landmark in the conversation was the bum telling the old man, “Dont you be livin’ on no old folks home, all you be doin in there is DYIN or waiting to die.”
[10:24] Kambrie: “Me, I live with a woman!”
[10:24] Kambrie: the old man starts adopting the bum’s way of speaking
[10:24] me: wow!
[10:24] Kambrie: and says “Well, I’d live with a woman, if she hadn’t have up’n died on me! How do you like that, Mister!”
[10:25] Kambrie: Bum ” That alright, papa, you just gotta get yourself a new one. Get yourself a nice new 20 year old woman”
[10:25] Kambrie: hahaha
[10:25] Kambrie: Later on, the old man starts going off on a tangent and complaining about his home
[10:26] Kambrie: “I pay 2500 dollars a month! You know what they spend it on??? Goats!”
[10:26] Kambrie: “They bought two goats!
[10:26] Kambrie: Hahahahahaha
[10:26] me: hahahahahhahah<–
[10:26] me: i don’t think goats cost that much.
[10:26] me: but i could be wrong.
[10:26] Kambrie: hahahaha
[10:26] Kambrie: Bum “You be pettin’ ‘em or shit?”
[10:27] Kambrie: Old man” no no, I don’t be petting them or shit.”
[10:27] Kambrie: “They milk ‘em?”
[10:27] Kambrie: Old man: “No no… WHAT? You can’t milk a goat”
[10:27] me: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHH<–
[10:27] Kambrie: bum “Dude, yes you can too milk a goat”
[10:27] me: i did a real lol for that one.
[10:28] Kambrie: Bum asks an african dude on the bus “Brotha, tell this old man you can milk a mothafuckin’ goat”
[10:28] Kambrie: the guy says “back in my country, we had goats. we milked them.”
[10:28] me: no
[10:28] me: this did not really happen
[10:29] Kambrie: Old man : “No no, I am twice your age, and I am here to tell you, you can NOT milk a goat”
[10:29] Kambrie: hahahahahahahaha
[10:29] Kambrie: It did so
Stumble it!
January 10th, 2008 at 4:35 pm
I already know this story. Why do you keep posting old stories to the magic board?