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Part 2 in an ongoing series of recycled content.

04-27-03
I was Spider-Man and I was fighting the Rhino. For some reason I was afraid of him and I was running away. I ran through a cave, leaving massive barriers of webbing behind me to slow Rhino down. Then the cave opened up into an open space. I blocked the exit with huge boulders of webbing. However, Rhino had a powerful ray that he blasted through the cave to weaken the webbing. Then he came charging through, easily busting through my barriers.

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09-03-03
A large group of my friends decided to have some kind of crazy car race derby on a circular stretch of elevated interstate. It was INCREDIBLY violent. Cars were crashing into each other, people were getting hurt. I didn’t like the whole idea at all, and neither did Jennifer, so we tried to stay out of the way, off to the side, not moving. But our cars would still get hit as the other cars sped around the track. We even tried hanging on some ropes that were attatched to the outer rim of the track, but that wasn’t very safe either. Eventually, someone died. This intensely angered Skot and Kamal, who decided that the reason the guy died was Lebanese-hating beurocrats. So I went along with them, not knowing where they were going, until they entered someone’s apartment and started assembling a bomb in the person’s closet. Once I realized what they were doing, I panicked and tried to convince them that it was a ridiculous reaction, but they would hear none of it. I told them that they would be killing someone they didn’t even know, and they said he deserved it. So I tried to remove any evidence that I had ever been there, and I left. The next day at high school, I was contemplating telling the police about the bomb, but was wrestling with the fact that I’d be turning in my friends. I was waiting for the bomb to go off inside one of the classrooms where they had planted it, and it finally did. I knew that since I was fifteen-year-old Peter Parker, I should go as Spider-Man to start rescuing people, but for some reason I couldn’t bring myself to do it.

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11-05-03
I was Ultimate Spider-Man. There was a guy that just moved into my neighborhood who really didn’t like me because I was spying on him. So one day I was on the Brooklyn Bridge as Spider-Man, and the whole bridge was filled with people. They weren’t in cars, they were just walking around. I was swinging around above them, trying to figure out what was going on. I landed in front of that guy that didn’t like me. Aunt May, Mary Jane, and some other people I knew were standing around the guy. I shot a web from each hand to the ground at my feet, to secure my position, and I said to the guy, “Alright, I’m ready for you. You can’t do anything to me, unless you plan on destroying this whole bridge.” He smiled slyly at me, and the whole bridge disappeared. We were all falling. I shot webs to catch Aunt May, Mary Jane, and the other people I knew. We were somehow falling down next to a tall skyscraper. I shot a web up to the skyscraper to catch us, but I was already holding so many webs that were attatched to the other people, that I had to put this new web in my mouth because my hands were full.

Stumble it!

Posted on Saturday, January 5th, 2008 in Category Spider-Man Dreams. Please comment, ok?