Christmas Curse Words

Since it’s the holidays, I’m finding that the curse words I normally use when someone makes me angry just aren’t festive enough.

So I’ve decided that, for the next two weeks, each time I would normally shout, “FUCK!  I CAN’T BELIEVE YOU RAPED MY MOTHER!!” I will instead shout, “SILVER BELLS! I CAN’T BELIEVE YOU RAPED MY MOTHER!!”  That way everyone knows that I’m sharing in the Christmas spirit.

Stumble it!

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