Christmas Curse Words
Since it’s the holidays, I’m finding that the curse words I normally use when someone makes me angry just aren’t festive enough.
So I’ve decided that, for the next two weeks, each time I would normally shout, “FUCK! I CAN’T BELIEVE YOU RAPED MY MOTHER!!” I will instead shout, “SILVER BELLS! I CAN’T BELIEVE YOU RAPED MY MOTHER!!” That way everyone knows that I’m sharing in the Christmas spirit.








November 20th, 2008 at 3:38 pm
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