Sad Starbucks Coffee

[12:59] Filipino Friend: can we go to starbucks?
[12:59] Filipino Friend: i need a fresh air..
[13:00] me: in a minute.
[13:00] Filipino Friend: ok
[13:00] Filipino Friend: like now?
[13:00] me: one minute?
[13:00] Filipino Friend: kk
[13:00] me: suggest an 80’s song
[13:00] Filipino Friend: she works hard for her money
[13:00] Filipino Friend: so you better treat her right
[13:01] Filipino Friend: ok now?
[13:01] me: ach, ok.
[13:01] Filipino Friend: NOQ
[13:01] Filipino Friend: NOW

Epilogue:  We walk into Starbucks, and Filipino Friend says I can get in line ahead of her. “I’m not ordering anything,” I say.  “Wh…..I’m not ordering anything either!” she says.  A normal lady stands behind us, looking on.

Stumble it!

One Response to “Sad Starbucks Coffee”

  1. No Coffee, Etc. | www.jeffthefish.com Says:

    […] [13:50] coworker: hey did [Filipino Friend] tell you about our starbucks trip? [13:50] me: no. [13:50] me: what happened? [13:51] coworker: we said “let’s go” and then we went [13:51] me: oh wow [13:51] coworker: and neither of us wanted to buy coffee [13:52] me: she did that to me too! […]