Urgent Salmon Update!!
My friend Kevin read about my recent salmon adventure and had a SHOCKING something magical thing to add to my already unrelivable account:
[07:39] Kevin: You went to Saltwater? I can walk to that park!
[07:39] me: Then do it…instead of just bragging about it.
[07:40] Kevin: I have and I’ve never seen any seals out there…just ducks and gulls and clams.
[07:40] me: That was my next, and first, question.
[07:40] me: Why would someone tell me that there are seals there?
[07:40] me: Who would lie about that?
[07:40] Kevin: Evil?
[07:40] me: Yes.
[07:41] Kevin: I feel sorry for that salmon because there isn’t anything upstream worth swimming to. That creek runs through my apartment complex and it just gets worse.
[07:42] Kevin: A very large tree fell across the creek a few years ago and the water is a bit polluted because of stupid people and the Hwy 99 construction.
[07:42] me: :-(
[07:42] me: Are there other salmon that swim up it?
[07:43] Kevin: Not that I’ve ever seen but I haven’t been down there in a while so who knows…the last big animal that wandered through there was a bear this summer. It was on the news.
[07:43] me: Does the stream have a name?
[07:43] Kevin: Damn…it does but it’s name escapes me at the moment.
[07:44] me: Can I put this on my website in a post entitled “Urgent Salmon Update”?
[07:44] Kevin: Sure.
[07:44] me: OK. Let’s start using proper punctuation and capilization.
[07:44] Kevin: Very well.….
[07:48] Kevin: Ah! The creek is named McSorley.
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[07:53] me: One more thing…what was the name of that salmon?
[07:54] Kevin: I’m sorry?
[07:54] me: The salmon in my video. Do you know its name?
[07:54] Kevin: Never saw that salmon before in my lifetime.
[07:54] me: OK, just checking.
Thanks Kevin! I feel so much better!
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