The World’s Worst Salmon
Last week my wife and I went to Saltwater State Park on the coast of Puget Sound, just south of Seattle. I was told that seals live there, but I did not see any. Mother effer. There wasn’t much to the park itself either, BUT!!!! There was a stream coming out of the woods, flowing into the sound, and in this stream we saw a salmon struggling to swim upstream. It’s a little late in the year for salmon to be spawning, so I am guessing that this one has missed his chance. He looked pretty beat up and weak as it is, so it’s possible that he had been trying to swim upstream but couldn’t make it, and got washed back down almost back into the Sound, refusing to give up. Whatever his story, I felt incredibly fortunate to be able to witness this.
Please ignore my dumb jokes.
Stumble it!
