Outrage About a Beluga Calf
[07:52] me: oh my god
[07:53] me: SOMEONE TOUCHED MY DAMN BELUGA CALF
[07:53] Filipino Friend: what?
[07:53] me: SOMEONE TOUCHED MY DAMN BELUGA CALF
[07:53] me: i just looked over at it, and it’s facing the wrong way
[07:53] Filipino Friend: your calf?
[07:53] me: YES
[07:53] me: MY BELUGA CALF
[07:53] Filipino Friend: someone did?
[07:53] me: SOMEONE TOUCHED MY DAMN BELUGA CALF
[07:54] Filipino Friend: OK OK OK OK OK OK
[07:54] Filipino Friend: calf down.







